The next person who uses the phrase “the true spirit of Christmas” is gonna get … I dunno … slapped or something.
That’s all. Thanks.
Spoken with the true spirit of Festivus!
That isn’t in the…
Nah. Too easy.
Yet another mod, abusing their powers. :rolleyes:
Commercialism!
Edit: Yay!
Sounds like the end of a ghost story.
“… and the teens looked at the handle of the car and saw the candy cane hanging there, and knew that they had only barely escaped the terrible clutches of … the True Spirit of Christmas. BWA HA HA HA HA!”
What if you see that expression in… A BANNER AD!!! :eek:
What about “the real spirit of Christmas”?
Or “the true meaning of Christmas”?
Or “the true power of Christmas”?
Or “the true spirit of Xmas”?
Or “the true spirit of the Season”?
Would that be Christmas Past, Christmas Present, or Christmas Yet To Come?
Have yourself a Euty little Christmas!
PS: Send more mixed cds.
Call Bill O’Reilly! Someone else has declared war on christmas!!! :eek:
How about The True Spirit of X-Mas?
Preach it, brother. Grinches of the world, unite!
{Grinch smiley —> :rolleyes: }
Remember, Christmas was originally a pagan holiday. So the true “spirit” of Christmas is Ba’al. We gather together every year to worship and give thanks to Ba’al.
Praise Ba’al! 
How about, “Merry PGDFF”?*
*pronounced “pig-duff”
“As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.”
Don’t fuck with the true spirit of Christmas!
Dude, why do you hate Christmas so much?
Hey, some one had to ask.
I found out why one guy from bash . org hates christmas
<Tscully> It’s Christmas. We show up at my grandmas house. I’m 14.
<Tscully> It comes time to open the presents, she brings out this little square-shaped flat present, wrapped in christmas paper.
<Tscully> I wonder what it is, what joyous gift from grandma could be so small in volume?
<Tscully> I open it, and see the words “AOL Internet Trial CD” on the cover of a cardboard disc holder, with a 14-day AOL trial CD inside.
<Tscully> Confused, I asked her what it was.
<Tscully> She proudly proclaimed “I’ve bought you fourteen days of free internet!”
<Tscully> And that’s why I hate christmas.
This is the story of Eutychus, who needed to learn the true spirit of “The true spirit of Christmas.”