Just Had The First Moderna Covid Vaccination

[Senegoid]

@JaneDoe42

We will be going to Phoenix on Friday, do you think if we have lunch under a 5G tower the wetware will finally start updating?

After getting these shots, be sure to avoid driving into any chronosynclastic inpfundibula you may encounter. This is highly contraindicated for anyone with any brand of Covid chips installed.

[smithsb]

Hawaii drops to age 65; now my wife is scheduled but it’s Pfizer like mine. I was hoping to compare and contrast new growths, extra senses, weird discolorations, superpowers. So far, it’s just the loud humming in my ears and enhanced miasmic effluence

[JaneDoe42]

@Senegoid

After getting these shots, be sure to avoid driving into any chronosynclastic inpfundibula you may encounter. This is highly contraindicated for anyone with any brand of Covid chips installed.

I’m in Arizona, I’m totally screwed. Everyone is right about everything always.

[Dangerosa]

I have a D&D character named Sildenafil Morningwood.

[Biffster]

@JaneDoe42

I got my second shot today. I stopped at the vet and had her scan me, but no micro-chip. I still have to log in to sites because my direct neuro connection doesn’t seem to have developed yet. We will be going to Phoenix on Friday, do you think if we have lunch under a 5G tower the wetware will finally start updating?

How would you even fit a microchip inside a hypodermic needle?

[Biffster]

@JaneDoe42

I got my second shot today. I stopped at the vet and had her scan me, but no micro-chip. I still have to log in to sites because my direct neuro connection doesn’t seem to have developed yet. We will be going to Phoenix on Friday, do you think if we have lunch under a 5G tower the wetware will finally start updating?

Post of the day!!

[JaneDoe42]

@Biffster

How would you even fit a microchip inside a hypodermic needle?

Well, I dunno, I’m not Bill Gates! Isn’t there something in the nano-particles that were injected that cues them to build the microchip?

[Biffster]

@JaneDoe42

Well, I dunno, I’m not Bill Gates! Isn’t there something in the nano-particles that were injected that cues them to build the microchip?

And the thing is you try to explain this to Democrats and they just look at you like you’re crazy.

[Chefguy]

This thread is the best laugh I’ve had in quite awhile. Thanks, all.

[Senegoid]

@Biffster

How would you even fit a microchip inside a hypodermic needle?

See Post #1, paragraph 1.

[Biffster]

I see what you mean.

[Marine_One]

I’ve heard the Moderna shot has electrolytes.
And it has more molecules than the Pfizer.

Does the Moderna shot impress the ladies more than the Pfizer?

[peedin]

Got my second Moderna jab an hour ago, but I’m wearing my tin foil hat so that nobody can get into my brain.

[bob_2]

@BippityBoppityBoo

You’ll have to pry them out of my cold dead hands

So? A poisoned Apple maybe.

[BippityBoppityBoo]

@bob_2

So? A poisoned Apple maybe.

Well, there was that iPhone 6SE that TPTB decided to stop updating after two years, making it obsolete as far as hearing aid connectivity for me. That turned out to be a poisoned apple in no short order.

[mordecaiB]

@Riemann

getting a free government vagina

Man, you can’t post that without a link! Google is giving me a lot of mixed results.

I got the Johnson & Johnson single shot. I believe it’s better because it has Johnson in their twice. And we all know what johnson means, so I’m keeping an eye out for any developments in that area.

Very few mental changes so far, but that may be because my mind is still overwhelmed with anticipation waiting for Riemann to update his post with a link. Free vaginas! Who knew? Hope they are not inferior, since they are government made.

[susan]

Mine was free, but I’ve paid for it since.