Just joined, need tips.

any tips for a brand new doper.

Run for your life!

Yeah. We don’t do avatars, animated sigs, embedded video or images, like buttons, reputation systems.
Do not ask, do not even think about it.
We are Luddite, you will be assimilated.

:smiley:

Read twice, post once. Or less.

lurk. Post only after you have lurked.

Cheese it! It’s a mod!

This is a board that is best read rather than written on, at least for awhile until the culture and vibe is understood. Those who jump right into discussions without this knowledge tend to flame out pretty fast.

I’m still tippy-toeing my way around so, no, I got nuthin’.

I think you may have meant to join the Straight Dope Mohel Board. Common mistake.

Have you tried putting a jar on your counter?

Did you check the pockets of the jeans you wore on Tuesday?

How much cash do you have on you right now?

NOT ENOUGH!

If you have read your thread this far and not rethought your decision to join you will be fine. This is about as deep as it gets

Serious answer: read the FAQs (if you haven’t already).