A guy walked up to me the other day while I was doing the greeter thing at work. He asked me: “Have you seen a heavy lady? Short?”
After a few moments’ pause, I answered: “Mister, this is Wal-Mart. You’re going to have to be more specific.”
–SSgtBaloo
PS: Yes, it really, really happened!
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Furious backlash from over-sensitive people about either:
in 3… 2… 1…
Did the guy laugh?
Hey, I would have laughed and I am a fatty. Who by the way, shops sometimes at Wal-Mart. But i am tall.
He laughed. The job may not pay much, but if I were a comedy writer, this place would be a goldmine!
–SSgtBaloo
You got something against short people Buddy? 
Uh oh… FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
I thought Randy Neuman already answered that question.