Here goes…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?forumid=2
Part two:
Why I will never ask the -gry question.
I went to Colorado on vacation.
(And what material could be more appropriate?)
I hate my job because:
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*There’s nobody here but me, and I’m boring.
*I have to walk half a mile to the restroom, which is always out of toilet paper.
*Hi Opal!
*The people who come in here obviously rode the “little bus” during their school years.
*I have to smoke outside. 
Good for customers, a pain in the ass for me.
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Thus concludes my practice with lists!