[Obligatory Office Space quote]
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
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My father (formerly principal of a high school) had a great sign on his office wall:
“Don’t be afraid to ask stupid questions!”
But my personal favourite was, “How can I be expected to fly with eagles, when I work with turkeys?”
I used to have a coffe mug with THIMK printed on it
This seems the perfect thread to drop in the delightful site despair.com.
And this Onion classic.
Spottswoode: “Remember, there’s no ‘I’ in 'Team America.”
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.: “Yes, there is.”
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
my favorite reply is: Yes, I have noticed that there is no ‘I’ in ‘team’. Have you noticed that there’s no ‘I’ in ‘harrassment’ or ‘get back to work’ either…?
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team… I don’t know what he was talking about.
Shaun of the Dead.
There’s no “I” in team…
But there are two in syphilis!
There’s no I in team, yes, but so what? Lots of words have no I, and lots of others do.
Or:
Yes, but there is an I in ‘in’.
Or:
Yes, but we need Is. What’s a blind team gonna do, huh?
There’s no i in TPS reports, but there is TP.
There is no ‘u’ in “raise”.
Buffy: I’m not the boss of you.
Willow: Actually, yes, you are. We had a vote, and Xander made a plaque, and I painted it, and Dawn put glitter on it, remember?
I’ll have to remember that… I’m in Security Administration…