Just Sixteen Words

In a Sunday news interview, Condi Rice referred six times to how Bush’s State of the Union Address claim about Iraq’s attempt to get uranium from Niger was “only sixteen words.

Again, that is only sixteen words.

That got me to thinking about how sentences and phrases of sixteen words or less can have great meaning or consequences or humor or lasting inspiration.

Maybe some of you would like to post your own or comment on the concept that sixteen words is barely anything.

  1. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. – Carl Sagan

  2. Cowards die many times before their deaths,
    The valiant never taste of death but once. – William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

  3. I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. – Carl Sandburg

  4. Oh what a tangled web we weave,
    When first we practise to deceive! – Sir Walter Scott, Marmion

5.That’s One Giant Step for Man, and One Giant Leap for Mankind – Neil Armstrong

  1. then the world’s mine oyster,
    Which I with sword will open. – William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor

  2. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt, This Is My Story

  3. Whoso would be a man must be a non-comformist. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

  4. Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. – Oscar Wilde

  5. Give me liberty or give me death. – Patrick Henry

  6. Little by little, one travels far. – J. R. R. Tolkien

  7. This was their finest hour.’ – Sir Winston Churchill

  8. I have a dream – The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

  9. Follow the money. – Deep Throat

  10. Marry me? – a wild and strange suitor

  11. Maybe… – Zoe Chloe Phithian-Thayer to her future husband

E = MC[sup]2[/sup] – Albert Einstein

Armstrong said this? I thought he said, “That’s one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind .”

“Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.” – Sophocles

“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” -Sir Winston Churchill

“I hope I die before I get old” -Pete Townshend

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” -Mae West

“Never drink water, fish f*ck in it.” -W.C. Fields

“beep, beep!” -Mel Blanc as The Roadrunner

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. – Jimi Hendrix

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? – Bob Dylan

I oughta join a club and beat you over the head with it. – Groucho Marx

All you need is love. – John Lennon

I’m glad to see that so many of you are inspired with humor. What a survival technique!

Major Kong, what you suggest is what he had planned to say and what would have made more sense. But he blew the line. (Gee, he must have had something else on his mind… :slight_smile:

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? It’s fucking close to water! - Bruce

Damn! Missed it by that much. - Me, about my last post (of 15 words) while remembering Maxwell Smart

“Trying is the first step toward failure” – Homer Simpson

Oh, and that Carl Sagan one is good too.

No, he did in fact say “one small step for man”. The error is in omitting the “a” before “man”, not substituting “giant” for “small”.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/onesmall.htm

Anyone who would give up freedom for security, deserves neither.
Ben Franklin

Give me liberty or leave me alone. – Groucho

There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. Everybody’s crew. – R. Buckminster Fuller

I cannot live without books. – Thomas Jefferson

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. – William Jennings Bryan

A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are for. – Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper, U.S. Navy


I love you.
Will you marry me?
Yes.
No.
I do.
It’s a boy!
You’ve got the job.
Welcome to Harvard.
You’re going to make a full recovery.
I’m sorry, she has passed away.

“Good wine is a necessity of life for me.”–Thomas Jefferson

“I drank WHAT?!?!?”- Socrates

You all are so funny and good at this! Scarlett, you almost summarized a lifetime in about thirty-four words.


I stand corrected on using “giant” instead of “small.” (That’s what I get for doing a cut and paste. ) But I was aware that he had mistakenly left out the “a” before man. Sorry about the confusion.

“What is hateful to you, don’t do to others. The rest is commentary, go study.” Rabbi Hillel

Here’s a guy who’s made a business out of writing sentences of 17 words or less…

“Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your…”
Damn! That’s gonna’ be 17. Always knew them Kennedys talked too much.