A friend who teaches high-school English put me up to this. What she seeks is short quotations that are examples of excellent use of the English language.
The quotes can be up to a short paragraph in length, though brevity is the soul of wit. They should be fully attributed when possible. The goal is not so much an admirable sentiment as a well-expressed one.
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.”-- Winston Churchill: Speech made in the House of Commons as the Battle Britain peaked on August 20, 1940.
Lady Astor: “Winston, if I were your wife I’d put poison in your coffee.”
Winston: “Nancy, if I were your husband I’d drink it.”
This exchange is sometimes attributed to Winston’s good friend F.E. Smith, but in Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan’s *The Glitter and the Gold * she writes that the exchange occurred at Blenheim when her son was host.
Churchill was the master of the well-turned phrase.
Silenius, I think your first Churchill quote is the better candidate. The second is undeniably clever, but its language is rather ordinary.
One of my favorites: “She had the look of a beast that has just been thrown into a sawdust pit to fight for its life.” - Hunter Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I call this “Buckley’s Law” – it applies to words like “flammable” that have entered the dictionary through sheer fatigue on the part of the lexicographers.
Mizner is also said to have described a dishonest politician by saying, “He’s the only man I know who’s had his pockets lined with plastic so he can steal soup.”
“There are 500,000 words in the English language - and seven of them you cannot say on television.” - George Carlin
Your HS English teacher friend may be too fond of employment to want to go there, but I like the quote. More recent estimates are 1-2 million words in English (sorry, no cite). And now you can say anything on cable …
“What does the creature made all of seadrift do on the dry sand?
What does the mind do, each morning, waking?” The Lathe of Heaven, by Ursula K. LeGuin
“A Ph.D. is not an inoculation against stupidity.” - Robert L. Park, Ph.D.
“They don’t call economics ‘the dismal science’ because it’s fair. They call it that because of Sir Eustis Dismal, the 18th Century Brittish economist who suggested making smokestacks out of children.” -John Hodgeman, The Daily Show Wed. 05/17/06
That last one is a joke, you do realize that, M-Okay?