:rolling eyes
:laughing outloud
:rage

just to stick one in there that comes out correctly!
:rollingeyes:

Hey Chef, I just KNEW someone would come in here and put that funny little smiley face up laughing it’s cute lil head off, and then the poster wouldn’t say HOW TO DO IT!!!
Opus is the guilty party!! Spill the beans opus!! Don’t make us come getcha!! 
You are supposed to be dispelling ignorance, cough up the info, and no one gets hurt!!
“Honestly now, Chaplain, you wouldn’t want your sister to marry an enlisted man, would you?”
“My sister IS an enlisted man, sir” the chaplain replied.
[beating dead horse] Everyone who has posted to this thread should be sterilized, so as not to inflict smilies on future generations. [/beating dead horse]
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
:0 
:o 
:roll eyes:
:mad:
:eek:

Maybe this time???
“Erlich, the woman is a TURNIP!!”
“I know, but my mom always told me to eat my vegetables!”
ChiefScott :mad:
me, for getting these goofy faces finally,

and to see if my sig is too long.
“Yossarian-the very sight of the name made him shudder. There were so many esses in it. It just had to be subversive. It was LIKE the word, subversive itself. It was like seditious and insidious too, socialist, suspicious, fascist and Communist. It was an odious, alien, distasteful name, a name that just did not inspire confidence.”
I still can’t figure out the laughing guy,

:laughing aloud:
:laugh:
One last try at the sig, THEN GO WASH YOUR CAR GOOF OFF!!
“Lilacs bloomed in April and fruit ripened on the vine. Heartbeats quickened and old appetites were renewed. In April a livelier iris gleamed upon the burnished dove. April was spring, and in the spring Milo Minderbinder’s fancy had lightly turned to thoughts of…tangerines.”
:haha:
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
The laughing dude is an image from another site. Y’all better have permission to borrow the bandwidth or the mods’ll come down like the wrath of G-d.
You make it with the UBB img, which is like the HTML img code only with istead of <>.
–John
Voted Best Sport?
After THAT post I think you should have to step down!
Best!
Byz
Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)
I don’t know about ‘best sport’ Byz, but I didn’t know about the bandwidth deal. I had read some posts about it, but not being the computer literate poster, I didn’t really GET what they meant. A smiley face shooting another smiley face is what was referred to about ‘stealing’ from someplace else. I don’t want to do that. However, if it IS stealing, why do they have a place to visit to make more smileys and tell you how to do it??
I like your sig Byz! 
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
Lesse see if I’ve got this correctly,
“You can’t{i}sell{/i} your {b}brother{/b}at the garage sale!”
“You can’t{i}sell{/i}your{b}brother{/b}at the garage sale!”
if that didn’t do it, then I just flat don’t understand this stuff! 
Anti, use square brackets instead of curly ones and you’ll have it.
your humble TubaDiva
[like this]
Okay Tuba, I decided to come in and give this another shot, I’m trying to have persistence where I lack competence…
I’m tryingto have persistence, where I lackcompetence
Think maybe this time??
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif
Use {img}http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif{/img}, but replace the curly brackets with the square ones.

Esprix
Esprix, I appreciate you showing me, but is this the ‘stealing’ that Yue Han accused me of wanting to do??? But, just this once, don’t tell John!!
http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
Eh, maybe, but someone else posted it here on this board, so I’m just repeating common knowledge.
Don’t blame me - I voted for Bill & Opus.
Esprix