Oh, that’s right, you didn’t meet me at the last Dopefest, did you?
Let me weigh in with the first report on this show. ItS GREAT. those two are show as the air headed bimbo’s that they are. THe towns folk come off as honest hard working people filled with people for these two rich morons. In the hilton empire colasped today, they’d starve by midnight.
In the last fifhteen minutes of that show I have learned that Paris hilton doesn’t Know a lot of things.
- You can get a tick in the woods.
- What a well is
- hi opal
- What a soup kitchen is
- What wal-mart is.
Mine either.
I couldn’t help thinking how ridiculous everyday life can be made to appear, if edited, and only a few of the worst things are left. The other 23 1/2 hours of the day are what counts.
I’m proud to be a hillbilly from way back.
Even prouder that the Beverly Hills Brats were just visiting, and have left.
Let me weigh in with the first report on this show. ItS GREAT. those two are show as the air headed bimbo’s that they are. THe towns folk come off as honest hard working people filled with people for these two rich morons. In the hilton empire colasped today, they’d starve by midnight.
In the last fifhteen minutes of that show I have learned that Paris hilton doesn’t Know a lot of things.
- You can get a tick in the woods.
- What a well is
- hi opal
- What a soup kitchen is
- What wal-mart is.
Why would Paris Hilton know about these things? These are not the type of things a slutty, skanky society girl would know about. I bet she and all her friends would be suprised and shocked that I didn’t know about golden-headed coke dildoes[sup]*[/sup]
[sup]*[/sup]Or whatever it is slutty, skanky society girls know all about that working, middle-aged frumps know nothing of.
Naw. ATU; the one with the REALLY dumb team name…
It’s not the cow’s rectum, it’s artificial insemination. Cows must calve approximately every two years to produce milk.
City folk…you know nothin’ 'bout no cows.
If you feed um Fox’s U-Bet, don’t they give egg creams?
Eve, my angel, Astra said “A pair of . . . spoiled-rotten bitches”
She needs to meet you and me together.
True, but before the breeder can inject the semen, he or she needs to evacuate the cow’s rectum. By hand.
The semen is obtained through anal stimulation from a bull at a facility miles away.
And how do you know when to call the breeder, and for which cow? Simple: when you see the other cows mounting a particular cow in mock mating behaviour, she’s ready.
Anal foreplay, lesbianism, all stuff never encountered by the two socialites on the club circuit, of course.
. . . Now, a really good show would be me, Ukulele Ike, Gobear and Biggirl trying to hold down a farm all by ourselves.
UCA? UCA?? Sorry, I’m afraid that being a graduate of the former Arkansas State Teacher’s College is not a distinction I’m able to claim.
You got that just from the end of the show?
Sorry! Sorry! Had UCA stuck on my brain, due to trying to line up all my paperwork for admission to the Grad School.
No offense intended.
FB
Oh my my.
Nicole can’t walk with that dress at the beginning without showing her panties.
They toook one-third of the show just to drive out of a one-strip, two hangar airport. If they were in New York’s JFK, they would take until the year after next.
The people were as nice as they could be.
Nicole, I think that kid was a bit underage for a threesome.
I feel sorry for the livestock just thinking about it. 
19, apparently.
I was more a fan of Paris’s pants slipping as she got out of the truck and her not noticing and/or not caring about it. Curse you censors and your pixels.
I wonder what this will do for the Hilton business. I guess no press is bad press.
It was actually about the last third - my clock must be fast, I wondered why it was taking so long for “24” to start.
When Paris came back from the grocery store, for which she was wearing these absurdly low-rider pants, they had to blur out her exposed butt crack. I found that very amusing.
Knorf