Just try to tell me Mr. Roper isn't gay!

Yep, that’s about it…me thinks he doth protest too much! He acts like a cootie-fearing second grader when pursued by Mrs. Roper! Maybe this belongs in MPSIMS, because I can’t think of anything pointless-er or mundaner, but it involves a TV show, so I stuck it in here. I loves me some Three’s Company and I don’t care who knows it (except my husband!)

Most homophobic minister in the U.S.: Fred Phelps

His daughter who currently leads the church: Shirley Phelps Roper

That show was a prophecy, but I just can’t decipher it. I think the strip poker episode with Lana and Furley contains the primer, but I’m not certain. I know for a fact that the life insurance episode of The Ropers spinoff predicted the Internet and Quentin Tarantino.

You don’t have to be gay to be sexually repulsed by Mrs. Roper, though.

No, it’s simply that in sitcoms like Three’s Company/The Ropers or Married With Children, it’s supposed to be hilariously funny that a married man subconciously resents his marriage and expresses it by having no sexual attraction to his wife (though he drools over any other woman), leaving her pantingly sex-starved.

Har-dee-har. Yep, a real knee-slapper allright. :rolleyes:

I’ve always wanted to bang a skeleton with a red afro that’s dressed in a dashiki so I’m alright with her.

Well, there’s always a chance you could hook up with Callista Flockheart at Mardis Gras.

Um, okay: Mr. Roper isn’t gay.

What do I win?

I bet it was the addition of the crocheted shawls that cinched it for you, wasn’t it?