Yo, DuhMan. Welcome aboard.
Welcome, DuhMan, you might want to head on over to Daniel’s 2000th post party, then on to GaWd’s 1000th-just so you have some idea what you are getting into here.
After you do that, I feel sure you will stay forever! 
And we are happy to have you.
Scotti
Hi there. A few questions for you. Age? Marital status? Umm…I guess that’s about it. Anyway, if you’d like to meet Mr. Cynical’s second and third demands, I’ll just remind you that I’m on top of his list. (See also, sig.) Have a fantastic time! I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself!
Thanks again to everyone for such a nice welcome. I have that warm, fuzzy feeling all throughout my body now… or is that the alcohol? As for the demands for a hot tub and naked pics, I’m working on it. If any of the aforementioned ladies would like to save me some time and just the pics directly my way that would be great. You will save me several weeks of hunting you all down and waiting outside your house for you disrobe so I can snap the picture with my super zoom lens. Boy what a time saver that would be. But seriously, I’m 21 years old from Rochester NY and I am currently single. I am a senior at the Rochester Institute of Technology and I also work for Xerox. Thanks again to everyone, hope to hear from you all soon.
Duh
Hey, Duhman, welcome, welcome, welcome. Definitely stop by a post party, they’se is fun stuff. If you need me, I’ll be in the corner, being ignored by everybody.
<Thinks for a second> Hmmmmm…welcome party, eh? Well, sure I’ve already been around a month, but still, think I could pull it off?
A small refuge from the confusions of existance.
Welcome.
Well. I just wanted to make another post on this thread to bring it back to everyone’s attention. Only a handful of people introduced themself to me! I want to meet more people!! Someone talk to me!!
Duh
Hi, DuhMan! Nice to have you.
Nice to meet you. You gave me the idea to start a thread also, since I only started posting in July. I hope you’ll enjoy all these cool people as much as I have.
Hey Audredy and SpiderWoman. Nice to meet both of you as well. Glad I could pass the idea along to you Spider. I’m sure I will see you around! Thanks again for the warm greetings.
OK. I couldn’t help myself. I just couldnt let my first thread die so easily. This is my last and final attempt to bring it back to the top. Hope to hear from more of you soon.
Duh
Wait! Wait! Running up the coast… Hey, and how are you?.. Welcome … Now, can you cook??
Hi DuhMan! Welcome aboard, nice to meet you.
Whew! I knew there were a couple more out there just dying to say hello. Glad to hear from you, and yes, I can cook quite well 
My most recent specialty seems to be chicken french. Anyone want to come to dinner?
Duh
Jumping up and down… Yes yes yes… He cooks, he cooks!!!
"Geez, struuter! whatcha tryin’ t’do? put’im t’sleep?
Here, Duhman, try these brownies, and wash’em down with this!"
VB hands him a discolored bottle, with fumes coming out the top…
Damn, I wish I could excite every woman I meet that much. Looks like the path to girlbysea’s heart is through her stomach. I thought was only for men?
Duh
Uh oh VB. Are those some of your “special” brownies I’ve been hearing so much about? I usually tend not to drink thing with smoke rolling out of the top, but hey, when in Rome…
Duh
And with men, I thought it was … Oh never mind… I do love a good meal, bottle of wine, walk on the beach under the stars. BY the way… I love to clean… so you just start cooking. Then relax, I’ll do the rest…
Yep! Wonderful brownies!
Yes, when in Rome, shoot roman candles.
Hey! GBS! Long time no hear, sweetie! Email me, huh? And if you like to clean, boy do I have a house for you!