Just What is so Disgusting about Hot Dogs?

Okay, so my experience with hot-dogs may be slightly different. Growing up, I enjoyed them, BUT, while Reform, ours was a Jewish household, and while bacon got a pass (Of course) no other pork products did. So in general, the only hot dogs in the house were Hebrew National. The few times I had hot dogs elsewhere, they all tasted weird to me, because of different expectations. So, yeah, I disliked pretty much all other hotdogs.

Growing up and on my way, I tried a much wider variety. I tend to like sausages with texture and the refreshing gush of fat and juice when you puncture a taut skin - which you normally only get from less homogenized sausage than the popular American Hot Dog critter. So while most of the concerns posted upthread are fully valid, for me, it’s the texture (or lack thereof!) in the mass produced options that turn me off.

I won’t say disgusting, but I won’t buy them for myself, and would look for just about any other option if they were being served.

I am happy to eat organ meats, and while i like the tentacles more than the rings in a dish of calamari, the idea that you can make pork anuses palatable by cleaning, slicing, and frying them makes me happy. It seems wasteful not to eat all the parts we can comfortably digest.

But hot dogs gross me out a little, i think because i have no idea what’s in there. I love liver, but I’m generally dubious about pate, too.

My complaint is that raw onions overpower all the other flavors.

Drop a few onion chips into a mixed green salad and the whole thing, and the rest of your meal, tastes like raw onions and nearly nothing else. As does the next hour until you get home & brush your teeth.

Drop a few raw onion chips into insanely cayenned, melt-your-spoon spicy chili (you know, the good kind), and the whole shebang tastes of onions, not chili or cayenne, until you brush your teeth, etc.

Grilled onions are great on burgers or steaks or pizza. Cooked onions as an ingredient in stews & soups, etc., are mandatory. A smidgen of scallions or green / garden onions in a salad are OK.

But your basic raw white, or worse yet, red onions means the dish goes back to the chef to try again.

Just a little contribution from a trusted source:

The idea that an aversion to ketchup on hot dogs has anything to do with being “sophisticated” is total nonsense, yet has somehow gained traction in this thread. The reality is the exact opposite; it’s all about basic compatible flavour profiles, as when I said earlier that cheap yellow mustard is perfect for hot dogs, even though I use Dijon for everything else.

Ketchup has a rich umami flavour profile (which is one reason kids like it so much) which makes it a delicious enhancement with certain foods and terrible with others. I don’t use it often but it’s essential on basic chesseburgers (though not necessarily on some of the more exotic gourmer burgers), with grilled cheese sandwiches, scrambled eggs, even french fries if you must, and, yes, your basic plain or cheese omelet.

The latter may have given rise to the trope of the boor ruining a beautiful omelet by pouring ketchup all over it, and hence the “sophistication” angle. But that’s true only if said boor ordered a first-class omelet at a fine restaurant, the kind where the chef prides himself on creating a balance of delicate flavours that is a culinary masterpiece, and the customer then dumps ketchup all over it. Men have been hanged for less. But that’s not the same as adding ketchup to what is basically scrambled eggs and cheese. It’s more like Donald J. Trump insisting that his steaks be so incinerated that they resemble the grayness, dryness, and toughness of shoe leather, and then trying to rejuvenate them to the resemblance of something edible by adding about half a gallon of ketchup.

So what is it about ketchup on a hot dog that so offends our gastronomic sensibilities? I would posit that it’s a combination of the sausage itself, plus the other garnishes that it’s naturally compatible with. The sausage tends to be spiced and heavily smoked, hence the appeal of the sharp acidity of yellow mustard, and the equally sharp flavours of things like savory relish, fresh or balsamic onion, or sauerkraut. I would no more put ketchup on a hot dog than on a cold cut sub or sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, and mayo, absolutely. For certain sliced meats, maybe a light touch of Dijon. Ketchup? Never!

I agree. I didn’t mention sauerkraut in my list of essential hot dog garnishes because I don’t usually have it around so it didn’t come to mind, but it’s great with hot dogs if you have some. Even better if sauteed and browned on a stove top with some bacon bits. The crunchy texture and mild acidity is perfect for dogs. Just don’t get any ketchup on it or near it! :wink:

I’m quite aware that hot dogs are made from the parts of the cow, pig, or whatever that you wouldn’t use for anything else. That doesn’t bother me in the least. I love me some hot dogs with ketchup and relish.

But it does make make you wonder how anyone can do the “omigod, how can you desecrate a hot dog by putting ketchup on it” bit. We’re not talking filet mignon here. Even a kosher all-beef hot dog is a big step down in the food chain from mere hamburger, yet nobody gets their dander up when you put ketchup on a hamburger. Yet it’s this serious thing that people have about hot dogs. I find it incomprehensible.

That’s because, as I explained just minutes before you posted, a hamburger is not a hot dog and has a completely different taste and texture and (mostly) completely different compatible garnishes on it. It’s all in the service of flavour enhancement, not “I like this sausage, and I like this over-sweetened tomato glop, so I’m going to put the over-sweetened tomato glop on the sausage”. :wink:

Yeah, and then you give a total sophisticate’s explanation of why ketchup just shouldn’t go on hot dogs. “Basic compatible flavour profiles.” “Umami flavour profile…which makes it a delicious enhancement with certain foods and terrible with others.” The ones I say it does. So there, Mr. Doesn’t Know Jack Shit About Food.

“Cheap yellow mustard is perfect for hot dogs.” What nonsense. A condiment I have disliked for all my life is going to perfectly fuck up any food I put it on. Your bullshit about “basic compatible flavour profiles” won’t change that in the least. If that bullshit were true, there wouldn’t be nearly so many people doing it wrong, by your lights.

The truth is simple: our taste buds and yours are different. It’s the defining the difference as one of right v. wrong that’s the problem. Just like it is on race, or sexual orientation, or gender identity.

You may have a kernel of a point there - but I think it only applies to the top 1% of hot dogs. The expensive, fancy, “ethnic” hot dogs. “Spiced and smoked” are not words I’d use around regular, run-of-the-mill hot dogs, the kind you take out of the freezer when nobody feels like cooking. Those hot dogs need all the flavor they can get, including from over-sweetened tomato glop.

True.

Right, Ketchup is a sweet condiment. It doesn’t belong on meats. Now, on fries- they are salty, so the sweet is okay.

Ketchup doesn’t belong on hamburgers, or hamburger isn’t meat?

Well, not IMHO, but there people have reasonable arguments.

Yeah, I’ve never had hot dogs that fit that description. Just your regular hot dogs from the grocery store, or that you’d get at a ballpark. They have some flavor of their own, but hardly a strong flavor; they really are whatever you make of them with whatever else you put on them or eat them with. Very much unlike even cheap sausage in this regard.

Which one?

Point of order - in yet another thread we’ve had on this topic I said and stand by the following:

IE - commercial, heavily sweetened ketchup isn’t a good choice for me at least on most meats. Sauces, including ketchup (still not my first choice but) based on fruits or veggies with a high sugar content, certainly are a good match for many meats. The number of fruit-options for cooking, perhaps especially with pork, are quite high. But as with many things, it’s about the quality of the ingredients of said options. Something with a lot of added sugar or FSM-forbid, HFCS, are likely not to be to my, or many people’s tastes. But just because something is sweet isn’t, or shouldn’t be, in my opinion, a bar to pairing with meat.

End of sermon.

I wont say that putting ketchup on hamburger is wrong. I wont do it, I dont like it, but if you do I wont judge you as I would on a hot dog.

So, you got me there. Not on sausage, not on steak or roast, but maybe on hamburger.

I concur.

I admit hamburger can be an exception, RTFirefly got me there.

No, I just meant that you gave a yes-no answer to an either-or question.

Bunkum. Pure bunkum.

Mustard & sweet pickle relish are simply inedible on anything. Mayo must never touch hot food or it too becomes inedible boring on nauseating. Hotdogs by themselves are boringly tasteless and bland, almost devoid of identifiable flavors. As are whitebread hotdog buns. We are dealing with a nothingburger from end to end flavor-wise.

Given the pitiful selection of condiments available in most establishments with which to improve a hotdog, it’s ketchup or nothing. So ketchup it is. The cool sauce nicely contrasts with the warm “meat”. The wetness makes the cheap dry bread more edible. What little tang exists in modern 21st Century ketchup greatly increases the overall spice profile of the dog + ketchup combination. Old style ketchup from 50 years ago that wasn’t nearly so sweet would be far superior. If you could find such.

Completely and totally disagree. Mustard and sweet relish are damn near required on a hot dog! I make a wonderful Hot Pea salad that gets raves at Thanksgiving. Buy quality franks and you’ll find some flavor. The bun is just there to save your fingers, remember?

But ketchup? At least up your game to a decent BBQ sauce.

Of course sensitive onionphiles can still use grilled onions or shallots, but I would choose all of the above.