Just when you thought the WWF could not get more dumb.

[Reeder]

Now it’s actually kissing McMahons ass??
Please.

[Zenster]

Not possible.

[hardygrrl]

Vince has snapped.

Vince, I know the XFL disaster was a crushing blow, but please stop it.

However, you could start a Kiss Jeff Hardy’s Ass or a Kiss Rob Van Dam’s Ass at the 12/4 Chicago Smackdown taping.

[Duck_Duck_Goose]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Thank you. :rolleyes: I’m so glad I’m not the only one. For the last two consecutive Saturday nights I have been listening in disbelief from the dining room while Bonzo enjoys every minute of this particularly fatheaded storyline. I mean, it’s normally at about sixth-grade level, I understand that, and I enjoy that aspect of it, but this “kiss ass” thing, with all the “butt” jokes, just isn’t fun. Or funny.

And what is it with the British guy? I’m sorry, I don’t get it.

[Ell]

Yeah! I was watching wrestling for the first time last night since I was about 11. At least it used to entertaining and they used to be better actors.

Finally, [sub]I have to tell someone[/sub] some guy hit another guy in the back and the comentator goes “[guy] hits [other guy] in the kidney bone.” Huh? Kidney bone. Thank heavens you’re not my doctor.

[robgruver]

I thought the Kiss My Ass segements are incredbly stupid. Continue with the Taker/heel, Austin/Face and bring back HHH. Stop spending 41 minutes (his ring time on Raw and Smackdown last week) showing us the tricks you can do with your ass.

[SPOOFE]

Well, I blame it on Rikishi. Ever since he came along, they’ve had an obsession with ugly posterior action. They need to re-do the Vince, Austin, & Angle Comedy Trio Hour.

I’m just glad I haven’t been able to watch it for the past few weeks. I hope it picks up when I go see the 12/11 taping.

[Bill_H]

Will someone explain who’s kissing who’s ass and why to those of us who absolutely won’t watch that drivel, even to collect evidence of how worthless it is?

Or don’t explain if you think it might upset my delicate sensibilities.

[Philosophocles]

They’re setting this up for a grand comeback by Hogan. Vince is going to demand that Hogan kiss his ass, and then a miniature “Hulk Hogan” will come out and do it…and then they’ll do the same story line with Bret Hart and every other star wrestler who left WWF on less than amicable terms with Vince.

This angle looks a lot like something Bischoff would’ve concocted for Nitro…or perhaps like the wrestling equivalent of those staged “trailer park trash” home videos from the Jerry Springer show.

[robgruver]

*Originally posted by Bill H. *
**Will someone explain who’s kissing who’s ass and why to those of us who absolutely won’t watch that drivel, even to collect evidence of how worthless it is?

Or don’t explain if you think it might upset my delicate sensibilities. **

*Originally posted by thesmarks.com *
It has been beat to death by the internet this week, but where in the sweet name of Christ is Vince McMahon going with this “Kiss My Ass Club” angle? How the hell can there possibly be any money, ratings or PPV buys to be drawn by the “toughest athletes in the world” kissing Vince McMahon’s pasty, flabby old ass? Vince isn’t even an active competitor or the leader of any semblance of a unified faction, he is just walking out in the middle of seemingly every segment making his own employees look pathetic. I was never one to jump on the “The Invasion makes so sense” bandwagon, and never criticized the WWF’s booking too drastically in the last twelve months, but where this angle can possibly be going is well beyond me. The WWF has the best all-around roster ever assembled, and they are giving us 45 minutes of Vince McMahon blithering about absolutely nothing of any relevance for the past two weeks.

So why then? Why has Vince consumed so much damn airtime in the past two weeks? Why has he forced his viewers (many of whom he knows are children) to watch him merrily strip from the waste down while he smiles like Charles Manson? The answer is simple… Vince McMahon is a filthy, self masturbatory pervert who is mentally breaking down in the national spotlight. When examining the events of the last 8 months, it is easy to see that Vince McMahon is becoming exposed as less of a “media genius” than the world was originally giving him credit for in 1999/2000 when the WWF could “do no wrong”. I don’t think Vince McMahon’s giant ego can take this , and along with other events of the past 8 months, McMahon’s failures are slowly driving him insane.

Click on the link above for a more detailed story about what is going on, and remember Google is your friend.

[kellibelli]

I think parents who let their children watch this filth should be punished.

Thats even more disgusting that the crotch grabbing "SUCK IT!! of a few years ago. Nothing more disturbing than asking your six year old what he learned in school today - only to have him grab himself and demand that you suck it.

Vince McMahon is a filthy, self masturbatory pervert who is mentally breaking down in the national spotlight. …McMahon’s failures are slowly driving him insane.

Um, yeah.

And yet the police harrasss Pee Wee Herman. :rolleyes:

[DMAAN]

The World Wildlife Fund is kissing who’s ass?

What?

You mean there’s another WWF?

Big guys in tight spandex grappling on the floor kissing asses???

What the heck are you sickos watching?
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[Ayesha]

Uh huh, and where were you people when I posted this ? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101294