just wondering...........

Could you please tell me if it is true that male sperm is good for the skin because it is high in protein?

even if it had supermagical wrinkle preventing properties i cant see it being added to my hygene routine…

Not likely as their volume is miniscule compared to the vehicle they are transported by and it would make it very difficult to separate/concentrate them for application.
Not to mention the cost!

Could you have possibly meant semen?

There are a myriad of other items with high protein content, i.e. milk, cheese, meat, etc.

Hey! Cut it out, guys–you’re ruining it!

Of course it is, Faith–better than any commercial skin cream. You betcha! That’s why female porn stars all have such great complexions!

And it’s even more efficacious when ingested orally! Plus, it contains antidepressants.

If this were true, then beans, meat, suet and lard would work just as well. Let us know how that works out.

ooh… I just had a Tommy flashback…

Well, if they can package up sheep placenta and make it seem pretty and desirable, it’s only a matter of time.

Male sperm? Is there female sperm?

Regardless of the content of semen, your body can’t make use of protein rubbed into the skin. In fact, most skin treatments are basically very expensive oils that smell good, and don’t do more for your skin than a cheap lotion.

Yes. It hangs out at Home Depot.