Are there any? Aside from causing preganacy,or feeding fish, what uses are there for Semen? Are there chemicals extracted from the semen to make make-up, fight cancer, etc?
Are there any commercial uses of semen? (aside from fertility and fish feeding)
It’s used for entertainment, in various porno movie scenes. (So I’ve heard…)
I can’t find the thread, but it doesn’t seem to work too well when it is pan fried.
A girl I dated for years used it to help strengthen her nails.
It’s a great low-carb source of protein (at least that’s what I keep telling my partner).
If you’re gluing paper together, it’s a good substitute for Elmer’s. Hell, my back issues of PENTHOUSE alone…
I wouldn’t use it for wood, though.
As Cameron Diaz showed us in Something About Mary, it makes a fine substitute for hair gel.
Other possible uses include dessert topping, furniture polish, and emergency glue for dress hems (ask Monica).
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How can you not use it with wood…
What, this isn’t practical enough for you?!?
And supposing there aren’t other uses for it? You have a more comercially viable agent of conception in mind?
It’s a floor cleaner and a desert topping!
And a dessert topping, so many uses!
Some perv with too much time–among other substances–on his hands started a thread about alternate sources of tropical fish nutrition a few months back. You probably don’t want to know.
Why? Thinking of starting your own business?
Salve for sore throat (works best if applied at 98.6 and with moderate force)
Reduces cramps and other PMS symptoms
Resolves flat abdomens on women (takes a few months before you notice any effect)
Flavor-enhancer for male genitals
Also, check out these theoretical but still untested (by me) applications: squeaky door hinges, oysters or other shellfish with overly dry mucosa conditions, dandruff, providing a pungent aroma to products that don’t smell like anything
Floor polish, but you will need to throw a wild party for that.
It is an excellent tooth-whitener!
Really!
Of course I’m sure!
It’s great too for curing constipation!! :eek:
I’ve heard it makes a good facial moisturizer, too.
Robin