I was having a conversation the other day and I don’t how this subject came up, but I was told that some women use men’s semen to put of their face and hair to enrich their hair and to tighten the skin. Is this true? Or is this a complete line of Bullsh*t? I’m also curious if there are men and women out there who practice this and if it acutally does anything for them. Let me know cause I am dying to know…
Gentlemen, I beg of you: let’s stick together on this one.
It’s a new kind of hair gel!
Go to your web browser’s search function and type in “Facials”. Enjoy!
Of course, there’s that pesky “tear duct pregnancy” side effect…
Yes, my partner and I (both guys) have tongues that positively GLOW!
If there are women who do that, I suspect that it’s not because of any actual beuaty-enhancing effects of the substance in question, but because there’s some guy with a website paying them to take pictures of it being applied. One wonders what your friend’s sources were for this information.
I happen to know that semen is excellent for cleaning hard woods furniture.
Don’t ask me how I know that, though.
I think this topic definitely demands more research. When can I come over?
Jacqueline Susann, Valley of the Dolls - one of the characters in that book used it as a facial.
egg white is a useful facial though
mind you I am NOT volunteering
Omega007, why not try it on your face & see if it works?
Semen is mostly sugars, so, regular sugar would work as well. Watch out for ants.
I can see that conversation now…
Man: Honey, can I splooge on your face?
Woman: Ew! You nasty!
Man: No! I mean, it’s a face cream.
Woman: Oh, really?
Man: Yeah! Better than Vaseline Intensive Care!
Woman: How do you know this?
Man: It says it in this educational video (holds up a copy of Features Facials: Cum in my nose! starring Jizzy Pearl and other starlets) It even shows you the right way to rub it in!
Woman: Well, in that case…
Words fail me…but not for long! How could a subject such as this come up? But seriously…I read somewhere that semen consists of sugars and protein. So pouring milk on your face might have the same effect, without the required work of, um, extraction.
>> So pouring milk on your face might have the same effect, without the required work of, um, extraction
The effect for the one doing the pouring is definitely not the same.
This whole thing is probably an old idea that was written in a book by Linda Lovelace. They said she wrote it, but later in her book, Out of Bondage, she said that Chuck wrote the book.
Semen is not an effective facial cream,plus, you can get HIV from using it that way if you have any zits.