Justin Bieber arrested for DUI, drag racing

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I was walking at the mall today, and Claire’s, the store whose main clientele is tween girls, had all their Bieber merchandise at 50% off.

:o

Oh, the shame. Bieber selling his junk at a cut rate for tweens. Sounds like another charge right there.

Just saw on the news that the Beib might be moving out of his house. I would hire a HS band to march behind the moving vans if I was his neighbor.

Can we pleeeeeeaaaase not talk about Bieber’s junk? Ugh!

Selling your junk is definitely a felony offense.

I’m sure you didn’t mean this the way I initially read it. :dubious:

Maybe I did, and maybe I didn’t. :wink:

Merely a technical artefact of the recording process or not, that is freaky looking.

Occam’s razor: I think the simplest explanation is he really is a demon from Hell and let his cover slip.

Exactly. That’s an inner eyeslit if I’ve ever seen one. His demonic overlords have planted him well…

The petition to deport him has over 200,000 signatures.

The petition to let him stay has 5,000 signatures.

And a Canadian opinion on the matter.

Who is that?

The Prime Minister, I think. That’s what he said he was and Canadians can’t lie.

The Canadians have already apologized repeatedly for Brian Adams and Celine Dion…it’s unlikely we’ll gain concessions from them over Justin Bieber. What’s this all aboot anyway?

“And that bitch Ann Murray too. Blame Canada! Blame Canada!”

I actually like Brian Adams, and can tolerate Ann Murray and Celine Deion. But Justin Beiber is just too much!