A songwriter once decided “they got some crazy little women there.” Is it true? Well, sure, any city that size has some crazy little women. Are KC’s women any crazier or littler than the women in, say, Effingham, or Loogootee, or Worthington?
Why don’t you get you some and find out?
Actually, I hear that the women in Iowa City are pretty damned wild. Then there are the women from Lincoln, Nebraska, and Lansing, Michigan! Man, are they nuts! And we don’t even want to get into the women in Yuma, Arizona!!!
But of course, the wildest women of all come from Glendale, California! 
[sub]I’m from Glendale.[/sub]
And I’ve been involved with some smaller-statured women of questionable mental stability. I didn’t mind the fact that they were little (it’s kinda cool to be able to pick up your girlfriend with one hand and put her on your shoulder…), but the crazy part got really tiresome eventually.
Give me a sane woman any day, or at least one who has insanities that are compatible with my own.
No. No they are not.
All the crazy, little ones left in 1964.
They went to Malibu, then San Jose.