I know some nice abandoned mines in the area. It’d be the dopefest to tell your kids about.
No? You’ll be begging for a nice cool mine come summer.
I meant that as hyperbole, as in your unborn descendants, but half of you have kids, half of whom I’ve met. How about “to tell your great grandchildren about”?
Oh, good lord! Who’s letting these Dopers reproduce? There oughta be a law!
June 13th sounds good.
And, as usual, because I like to make lists, we have:
MamaHen
SkipMagic
auntie em
Mirror Image egamI rorriM
misstee
Wikkit
stormchaser
Baker
FilmGeek
Erika
acrossthesea
sdimbert
Horseflesh
Lady Kate
sperfur
psychomonkey
… with “possibles” of:
Dragon
Lady Dragon
scout1222
Epimetheus
Am I forgetting anyone? Did everyone slip me $20 so that your name would show up? If not, you’ll need to hurry up!
Which leaves us with where we should jump-start this orgy. Any suggestions, anyone? Anywhere you’ve been burning to go? My guess is that some kids might be attached to this entourage, so perhaps we should keep this get-together relatively leather vest and slut-sheep free. Wooley-wooley.
Oh, and previous Kansas City Dopefest threads include:
Kansas City DopeFest! (And orgy). W/O the orgy.
The Return of Dopeka! (Kansas City Dopefest)
Kansas City Dopefest II (This time, bring clothes.)
Its a Columbia, MO dopefest, and you’re invited!
Live from MO Dope: Can You Hear Me Now?
Dopefest at the KC Zoo - time for some sweet monkey love?
After reading those, you might be best advised to just scratch you eyes out. 
Is this going to be in KC proper? Or somewhere in the vicinity?
Inside or outside?
Lawrence has some very nice parks if it is to be outside… 
Depends on the level of nudity present. When Horseflesh shows, all bets are off.
… wait. That’s a pun. 
Inside/outside, it matters not. It’s generally in KC proper because that tends to be the place closest to the most people. But if public opinion moves it to Lawrence, then that is jest az gut.
But, but, but…I like slut-sheep! That was the big draw for me! You know, all that fuzzyness and …
I’m out here looking at experiencekc.com and I see some gardens, the city market, some parks, and some blues & jazz places for those of us who may want to stay for the nightlife. (BTW, who wants to stay for the nightlife?)
There’s also gointokansascity.com, which mentions a free attraction called [url=http://www.crowncenter.com/]mirrors & magic at crown center that looks kinda cool.
Or we could go to the watkins museum and visit the ‘150 Years of Office Supplies and Equipment’ exhibit. Woohoo! We know how to party!
Okay - I’m gonna try this one more time. The thing is actually called mazes & magic, and you have to search for ‘magic’ to get it to come up.
Oh, and when I said ‘Who wants to stay for the nightlife?’ I might have meant ‘Who wants to pour me into my motel room after we party all night?’
Maybe. Or maybe I’ll be all partied out after ChiDope and swear off drinking forever. It remains to be seen.
ehm-ahem
It’s only because I’m stupid, Hey You!, it’s not because of a lack of affection. Stupidity. Me. With a bow on top.
I promise.
And hey, folks, how about we steal a page from ChiDope and do a kinda-sorta multi-day fest? Still meet up on Sunday for lunch or something (and as the main event where everyone can meet, well, me), but out we also meet on Saturday for a trip to the Nelson? Sperfur gave some excellent links to some great places to visit in KC, so we can try to fit more than one thing in. Whatchoo tink?
Wow, you really do miss me. Wanting to spend lots of time with me, aren’t you.
I wasn’t supposed to admit it aloud, but yes. It’s a burning, yearning desire for misstee moments that I have to keep checked on the inside. Lest I betray myself in front of auntie em. And it looks like we’re able to talk here in the open: she hasn’t shown up once in this thread!
I’m all for the multi-day fest idea. Gives me extra misstee moments, more time to spend basking in the glow that is Horseflesh, extra opportunities to poke Wikkit with a stick, stuff like that.
Plus, I’ll get to see auntie em twice! Oh, and you’ll be there, too, Skip.
Hey, sperfur and Horseflesh: I might be headed up to ChiDope, too. I’ll be driving in from Cleveland, and on the way I plan on stopping by Chicago to see some friends. I’m going to try to make the Gundy’s '80s party.
Yeah, whatever. You put me last on the list, so too little, too late. I’m done with you. Done! Khaaaaaaan!
That’s a really good picture of you.