Apparently, this makes him qualified to be President.
If you took Mike Tyson, bleached him, made him a foot shorter, put his head in a vise and cranked it, then placed him on a 10,000 calorie-a-day diet for a few months, the end result would look something like Stephen Cheung.
No, I am not better than that today.
Stephen Cheung is one of the few people even more repugnant than trump. Far more repugnant. And that’s saying a lot.
Rancid apples and rotting oranges. They’re repulsive in slightly differing ways.
Poor Karoline is being mocked for this attempted send up of Democrats like James Talarico:
“Spin” it as you like, that’s a hilariously dumb thing to say.
Even if she said 180, how is that not the GOP standard MO? No new wars, lower taxes, cheap food…
Decades ago I was watching a live newscast interview with the late unlamented Philadelphia Mayor Frank Rizzo, and heard him say of a rival politician that ”my positions are 360 drgrees opposed to his”. Yay, a Saying of Chairman Frank sighting in the wild!!
Not sure why so many dumb Republicans have such trouble grasping the basics of degree measure, unless they all failed geometry class.
They aren’t so good with percentages, either.
I 1500% agree with this post!
Actually 360s are common - where one stupidly declares something, then backpedals. A sort of full circle numnuts odyssey.
True, Trump’s tariff policy would leave Tony Hawk spinning.
And good ole Ollie North would also have been bemused, somewhat.
You’re assuming these fucking morons ever attended class – any class in any school, or paid any attention if they did.
Years ago I had a student in an academic review board who kept telling the board he was going to turn things around academically by “doing a 360.” After the fifth time he said this, the head of the board gently noted to him that if he did a “360,” he would be right back where he started.
Of course, this student was struggling academically, and not working for the White House in a senior advisor position.
I posted this during Trump 1.0. Sadly, I think it’s aged very well … and that’s forgetting for the moment Ms. Leavitt’s traumatic childhood encounter with … a protractor:
As always … The Demagogue’s Playbook, Chapter 1.
Sick, sick, sick.
Machine Gun Lips has a new job working for Faux News. Good for her…seems like a natural fit.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/business/media/fox-news-karoline-leavitt.html?unlocked_article_code=1.GVE.gh5w.0PBq9L0rXo3E&smid=url-share
Andy Borowitz today:
Leavitt Joins Fox in Hopes of Becoming Defense Secretary
That is hilarious except he forgot it is War Secretary. No more defense, pure offense/war!
Secretary of Defense Against Defamation Lawsuits
Secretary of offensivenss works to.