In the [del]land[/del] industry of the stick-women, the “tube-like” woman is [del]queen[/del] curvy. 
Meh, there are curvy women in hollywood. Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, Kate Winslet, Kim Kardassian. Kate Upton has a gorgeous face, an adorable personality and a pair of humongous tits, but her body can be described as “thick” or “wide”, not curvy.
Kate Upton?
Kate Middleton?
Any other Kates out there with attached directional signs?
As long as she keeps dating Tigers, or other Midwestern sports stars, and avoids Yankees like the Black Plague, I think that’ll help.
Skullcandy’s Take a Supermodel to Work
I got a much needed laugh from that video. Kate as a hip hop producer. 
Priceless.