I have found your successor. And, truth be told, if it had been up to ME and ME alone, no one ever would’ve heard of you had this woman been “discovered” first. (hubba, hubba!!)
Hmm. She seems kind of mass-produced to me.
Does she have a condition that prevents her from fully closing her mouth?
Yup. Either she’s had plastic surgery, or else she was born looking like she’s had surgery.
OP, there are literally hundreds, probably thousands, of women who look better than your example.
Here is one–Victoria Justice.
http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg
http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/
All natural, baby! (If the online world is to be believed)
But my point was to point someone out who I think is better looking than Kate Upton. That’s all…(oh, and I like my women curvier than the example you gave)
That thing you linked to isn’t.
She looks similar to Katy Perry, and her boobs are too big. Too fake looking.
Thanks, porn, for giving us this particular aesthetic. :rolleyes:
And let’s call it what it is: you don’t like “curvy,” you like big (enhanced) tits on thin women.
Her eyes looks weird. Maybe it’s just too much make-up.
And yes, I looked at her eyes.
Yeah, but if you stick her in “armor” that none-too-subtly accentuates OMG BEWBS, put her on a horse, and have her wander around fantasy battlefields whispering “come play with [del]my bewbs[/del] me” with no real context, will she sell copies of your freemium mobile game?
Is it just me, or does “Victoria Justice” sound like it should be a name of a steampunk webcomic?
I guess I read too much TMZ and Egotastic, but I’ve been seeing this chick online for years.
FWIW, she is close to my ideal type as far as body shape goes.
I’m not OP, but when I say curvy I mean everything, but especially hips/butt. I don’t like the big tits on thin woman thing. I don’t think either aesthetic is supplied by porn. There are plenty of petite and other shaped women in porn and pop culture.
I don’t personally like the thin, mostly-shapeless aesthetic or the miniature Disney chick thing.
Meh.
Sharp knees.
Definitely below my standard.
I think the woman linked in the OP is levels below Kate Upton in attractiveness. Wouldn’t give her a second glance.
She’s certainly, uh …, stereotypical. And not in a good way.
Definitely a second rater with accessories troweled on with little or no finesse.
Hey, she still owes me a lap dance! :mad:
Man - rough crowd! I take it this means that if we were all to find ourselves together with her in a room and she was looking for a companion that I wouldn’t have much competition from any of you, is that right? (Well, except for the person who mentioned something about her close to “the perfect body type” as far as he’s/she’s concerned - 
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