I give the marriage 18 months.
They’ll announce their divorce in the early half of 2012.
Gotta be more specific.
Should we have this over in the Game Room? I’d seriously consider entering if we are gonna track the winners.
They’re still married? I would have said yesterday.
10 months. August 2011 it’ll end in drama.
Or they’ll be the next Paul Newman / Joanne Woodward marriage for the next 50 years. Weirder things have happened!
May 2012. But i’m guessing an amicable split, or at least portrayed as such.
Somebody wants to be tied legally and publicly to Russell Brand? Weird.
11 months – September 2011, after a summer that fills the gossip columns.
Good point. Done.
Perry is young, smitten with an older man, and for all that she’s broken away from a super-nutty fundie family probably would have some guilt-caused delay over asking for a divorce. I’ll say September 16, 2013.
Despite periodic reports of infidelity on the part of both parties, the union will last a couple of years. She’ll remarry before he does. If I have to specify a divorce date, I’ll go with August 30 (my birthday), 2012.
I’m going with seven months. Something about that guy I just don’t like. I’ll bet she’ll figure out what that is by then.
Yeah, seriously… was he wearing a white flouncy dress? For some reason I can totally picture him wearing an even whiter, even flouncier dress than his bride. With silver embroidery, but of course his hair still looking like a rat’s nest.
No one who has already posted will still be a member of the SDMB if and when they divorce. They’ll go on for years.
dammit i was going to take the optimistic view!
Well from the stuff I have seen and read by and about them, they both seem to not take their celebrity very seriously at all. They seem to be pretty together people.
He’ll cheat, she’ll forgive him, he’ll cheat, she’ll forgive him, he’ll cheat, she’ll take him to the effing cleaners.
April 2013.
November 28, 2011.
Over a year, so by Hollywood standards not a short relationship. News is squoze in with the Thanksgiving / Christmas stuff so it’s got a short half-life.
December 24, 2013.
What can I say? I’m a romantic.