Katy Perry marries Russell Brand: Divorce pool

Put me in for 6 months

April 23, 2011

I’m gonna go with “not long.”

I’ll take June 2nd, 2011 since no one has taken June yet.

August 15, 2043.

February 5th 2011, after she catches him in bed with Zooey Deschanel.

I too think a summer in the gossip columns then papers filed in autumn. I give them 4 years.

October 16th 2014.

Well, if we need dates… 5/20/2011.

Hal Briston: December 4, 2010
Darth Sensitive: December 5, 2010
Elendil’s Heir: January 5, 2011
EvilTOJ: February 5, 2011
Larry Borgia: March 3, 2011
labtrash: April 23, 2011
Uncle Brother Walker: May 20, 2011
AmunRa: June 2, 2011
*Jimmy Flair: August ___, 2011
Tahssa: August 24, 2011
*kunilou, September ___, 2011
Cisco: October 23, 2011
Hamlet: November 1, 2011
Skammer: November 25, 2011
Attack from the 3rd Dimension: November 28, 2011
*Intergalactic Gladiator: January ___, 2012
Revtim: February 30, 2012
twickster: April 24, 2012
*Revenant Threshold, May ___, 2012
*Maus Magill: July ___, 2012
Sternvogel: August 30, 2012
Kyla: September 28, 2012
PopeJewish: December 21, 2012
*Gyrate: April ___, 2013
KennerTheGreat: July 23, 2013
RickJay: September 16, 2013
Pundit Lisa: December 24, 2013.
Mahaloth: August 17, 2013
Dahu: October 16 2014
VarlosZ: March 15, 2015
Inner Stickler: August 15, 2043

*we need a specific date, please

Put me down for July 15, 2012, please.

Are we talking about the day the first tabloid leaks that they’re splitting, or the day they officially announce it?

Oh well, let’s just say September 15, 2011.

Hm, yes, that pesky passive voice leaves it unclear who’s doing the announcing, doesn’t it? The date when Katy and Russell, or their spokespeople, announce that the papers have been filed.

And if they do a Sean Penn/Robin Wright thing where they go back and forth about four times before actually getting divorced – whatever. Date of the first official announcement.

Okay then - April 5, 2013

Put me in for a lovely, amicable divorce shortly after Christmas. January 5, 2013.

She’ll go back to her superfundy parents and he’ll fall off the wagon.

May 13 2013.

I’ll make mine May 16th then.

Put me down for Jan 20th 2011.

I’ll fill in the missing dates – and add the new entries – tonight or tomorrow.

December 31st, 2010.

Will it count as a break up if one or the other dies of an OD? How about murder/suicide?

I’ll say March 8, 2012. I’m a hopeless romantic.

Regards,
Shodan

The OP mentions divorce. I think that should be the sole determinant.

I think it would be Funny As Hell if she created an account & came in here and posted.

(…what, she’s not allowed to use the internet?)