Katy Perry marries Russell Brand: Divorce pool

WOOT!

I really thought they’d last…

Till 2013. Bastards.

She likes older men; I wonder if she’d enjoy life in the Carolinas. We have no paparazzi.

But she should know that if she plans on whipping 'em out, she needs to do that at the gentleman’s club instead of the supermarket. God gave you an appendix too. Just 'cause he gave 'em to ya doesn’t mean he wants you to put them to good use.

Huh, I hadn’t heard this. I was less than 9 weeks off. Not bad.

I was a year off.

I never bet, my original post being just a wonder about how they’d have taken being bet on.

So, I lose.

If I ever saw either of them, I hope I’d have the class to say “I’m so very sorry for the pain you must be going through.”