Keep that yogurt out of the Park!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The Korean Supreme Court has upheld a lower court’s ruling, ordering three nude performers–one a 37-year-old woman identified as “Park”–and a company employee to pay up to 5 million won in fines for committing obscene acts to promote a yogurt drink.

And in other news, the government of India has a monkey problem.

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So they have a chimp in charge?

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Oh, there are so many opportunities here:

-Well, this explains Pakistani reports of poo-flinging.
-Obviously the government of India is running a secret diamond mine. [/Simpsons]
-Unlike the United States, where the monkeys are often seen giving press conferences.
:smiley:

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As I understood the Korean obscenity story, the 3 nude models, clad only in wheat flour were lawful until they poured or sprayed a yogurt drink on each other, revealing their nudity. How could you look at a nude woman covered in flour and not realize she was nude? Something was lost in translation, perhaps.

And the monkey catcher, who required 72 stitches when he was mauled by his prey? What a perfect piece of guerrilla theater that is, except it seems to be unintentional! The world is helpless against terrorists, even the furry ones. :wink:

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Some people have no appreciation for culture.