Keith Richards Appears To Be Walking In This Picture, But Is He Really (Still) Alive?

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Covering 2/3 of page 5 of Today’s NY Post was this picture* of Keith Richards & his daughter, Theodora @ last night’s RnR HoF.

Like the old saying goes, ‘A picture’s worth a thousand words’ - but that’s not gonna stop me from asking:

Is this really a picture of Keith going into the Waldorf Astoria, or just a publicity photo for the new Dawn of The Dead film being released Friday.

How ironic that just over 2 weeks ago American gerontologist David Demko said Keith Richards “should have died in 1996”. I couldn’t agree more with his premise, but I’m still not 100% certain he’s correct about Richard’s being amongst the living.

*Photo © WireImage.com

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Well, he is wearing sunglasses - maybe it’s a Weekend At Bernie’s kind of setup, and his daughter is just dragging him around so she can get into the A list parties.

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

(I think I watch too much TV)

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Keith’s still alive – it’s Paul that’s dead.

[/obscure ancient joke]

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When he dies, I want to make some gloves out of him. Thats some serious tough hide, there!

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Isn’t there a sign of the apocalypse about the dead walking the earth?

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I guess the annual total blood replacement counts for something.

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Did anyone click on the next> and look at the next picture in the slideshow?

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C’mon, folks. Keith’s been dead and embalmed for 20 years. The coke just hasn’t worn off yet.

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I saw him in live and in person a year or so ago…he came out with the appropriate “It’s great to be here…it’s great to be anywhere”. Despite this it seemed that he was still alive.

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Yeah… that’s the worst thing Keith Richards ever did… :rolleyes:

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Wacky, but funny.

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I don’t think you get the joke. :rolleyes:

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Maybe he would have… if he was human. Which I’m inclined to doubt for exactly this reason.

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Even if he is a zombie, he inspired Johnny Depp to create one of the sexiest characters I’ve ever seen. Hats off to him.

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“Richards wears his war wounds like a crown…”

Or something.

Lay off the guy. He’s a little worn, but he rocks better than any act that’s come out in the last 10 years. Easy.