Neither, It’s just a Sinus the times were in.
this could easily be true, and just as easily Keef having a wind up
This might top the mud shark incident as the most purely badass raunchy rock ‘n’ roll moment ever (though maybe not, since it likely happened with Keith was bored out of his drug-addled mind at home one day). At the risk of sounding sick, I can’t help but respect this a little. I guess in this age of emo I’m sad we don’t have rock musicians who inhabit this particular realm anymore. Rock on, Mr. Richards.
Huh? Whaddya mean? The whole “Britney goes nuts and shaves her head” business wasn’t whacked out enough for you? Oh, wait, you said musicians, my bad. :smack:
Frankly, I’d be more surprised if there was something that Keith hadn’t snorted.
I once promised to mix the ashes of a friend in a bag of herbage and smoke him. Never happened, but only because he’s not dead… Also turns out he hit his girlfriend (I’d never smoke someone like that).
That was 20 years ago, I don’t think I’d agree to it today - giving up recreational chemicals changes ones willingness to do things like this.
Isn’t this some sort of caniballistic ritual that confers immortality?
:crosses Keef off Death Pool list:
Denis Leary.
ok, it’s official… when i get cancer (or some other life-threatening disease, or just old) i want keef’s stem cells to be part of my cure.
+1 immortality for teh win
I expect a song out of this: Snortin’ dad’s ash, it’s a gas.
Dude, have you seen Keith Richards lately? Is that what you want to go through eternity looking like? :eek:
Well, if he looks like that after the way he’s abused himself, imagine how someone with similar durability would have held up if they didn’t abuse themselves.
Ummm, I don’t see this posted yet, but it’s been officially called a joke .
You can’t believe anyone took it seriously? How well do you know your client?? 
Okay, so maybe it was a “hoax” - but since there is a well-known, stated-as-fact story out there that Ozzy Osbourne, at the height of his drug use, was on tour with Motley Crue. When they did a ton of drugs and the Crue were keeping up, Ozzy needed to re-assert his dominance - so he stumbled out of the tour bus, saw a line of ants in the parking lot, got down on his hands and knees and snorted a line of them. Cited in a few Behind the Music’s by Ozzy and different members of the Crue.
So hearing that Keef snorted Dad wasn’t too much of a stretch.
Back in college, I was out with friends at a bar one evening, one of whom had a famously weak stomach… he’d gag at even the slightest provocation. While he was off to the bathroom, I took advantage of his absence and snorted a lime green jello shot. As soon as he returned, I loudly blew my nose and it’s jello contents into a Kleenex, held it in front of him and said “Chris… look.” He immediately began dry heaving, much to our merriment.
Daddy’s ashes? Meh, not that much of a stretch at all.
“You’re next, little Podling!”
No way of ever knowing if it was true or not- any good PR person is going to step in and call “joke” when a client makes a statement that outlandish, true or not.
This would make a great Pit RO thread if he snorted his dog’s ashes.
Isn’t this how Mad Bass Disease started?
I guess someone told him he’d better deny it…