kelli won't return my e-mails.....

as most of you may know, I can’t get any loving because I’m a young nice guy… Kelli seemed to be coming on to me in the acro tourney, but now, see title. I don’t know what I had hoped to start here…


“C’mon, it’s not even tomorrow yet…” - Rupert

If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet

And exactly what did you want us to do about it?

Here’s a quick hint: girls don’t dig guys who post personal stuff about them on message boards. Nor are they into the odd stalker type.


“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

That, and aren’t you in high school? I’m sure Kelli isn’t into jailbait. I mean, that’s getting into some Mary Kay LeTourneau shit. Ick.


“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7

I dont know whether to laugh or cry…I dont have a date for valentines, but I have this!

I didnt mean to ignore ya rory, I have had a wee bit of trouble with my email…it insists there is a new message in my inbox, but I never see it.

Mail me again big guy, and I will mail you back…(I am not having sex with teenage boys!) but I do like ya rory.

FUCK! Now you tell me…


Yer pal,
Satan

This is yet another time I have seen it written where someone is attempting (or in some cases it is hinted has actually achieved) a romantic relationship through this MB. What the . . . ? I mean first of all why didn’t anyone tell me this was a way to PICK UP CHICKS!! Ahem, I mean . . .really, when did this place become a singles BB - damn, ya know ? Secondly , aren’t we dopers spread all over the continent and even across the globe. How is it possible to hook up with someone who lives umpteen hours away ? Have there ever been any successful romantic relationships begun from the SDMB, or is this a taboo subject ? Anyone care to expound on this subject, give Gabe the SD dirt ? Cool. Oh yeah, and does this mean anyone can hit on Kelli ? (evil laugh)


“Solos Dios basta” . . . but a little pizza won’t hurt.

I’ll send this to the top once more, and then I am gonna start a thread about it, cause someone knows something !

The truth is out there SD people !

Well, Gabe, that depends on your definition of “successful”. If you mean, getting laid, sure. If you mean, long lasting meaningful relationship…well…ya got me on that one!

Well, Drain and Satan are one. Then theres me and my honey, and also DAvid B. and Phaedrus… :wink:

Can’t wait to see kellibelli’s thread asking why he isn’t returning her e-mails…


Yer pal,
Satan

< in best Bugs Bunny voice > Neeeeeigh…Could be!


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Now why on EARTH would you say that, Seale? huge grin on face

Oh, and in answer to Gabriel…yes.

“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”

  • Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

Im with you Jophiel 100%. Men who attempt to emotionally manipulate women on the board suck. But then Im happy that KB wants to write email to the guy after all.

I’m not truly expecting her to sleep with me… but it would be nice to have some girl lusting after me… never had that. Personally, i never understood the statutory rape laws, but hey, who am I to decide.


“C’mon, it’s not even tomorrow yet…” - Rupert

If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet

Didn’t PokeCheck8 find her hubby on the old AOL boards? No wait, I think it was Karen… I know there’s DEFINITELY at least one married couple who met on the old AOL boards. And there have been numerous dating-type things that have happened over the years, but since not all of them worked out it’s probably best not to bring them back into the light.

Are there any other original regs out there who remember? My mind has sprung leaks working for the Shitty of Berkeley…


StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.

“Are there any other original regs out there who remember?” Im not bringing that couple up again.