That’s okay, dear…just stand over here with ME!!! I had expected those rotted IQ tests, so I got this nifty umbrella. It is also guaranteed to prevent rotted bong juice from permeatiing, so I think we’ll be safe.
OMG!!! :eek:
i’m gonna answer anyway and say that i am. hey, i need my illusions too.
Hey, at least they didn’t spill it on the carpet.
(I think straining or drinking bong water is right up there on the same “ewwwww” scale as putting a stocking over the vacuum cleaner-hose to rescue the contents of the spilt mix bowl)
Serenity now!!!
My roomie has a bottle of bong water tucked away. Keeps threatening to add it to whatever drinks he’s mixing. makes a face The thought makes me sick.
I know this. I was pointing out that If my IQ was so low that I thought 95 looked like a good bragging number, I wouldn’t be able to write as well I as do. (not saying it is great mind you)
BTW, I really love how everybody contributes to this thread in such a productive manner, brings tears to my eyes. I mean, a serious gripe, about a supposedly gifted member, which avoids the points raised- sounds like me she is too chicken shit to address the issue. (even though the pretense is that my points are trivial)
Epithemius: If you want to complain about KellyM, start a pit thread or something. Stop hijacking this one.
So, does drinking bong water bring out the same effects as inhaling smoke? Somebody on this board has to know - this is the SDMB after all!
98th percentile? It is to laugh. Ha.
Come on, Lib, even I can do better than that:
The Triple Nine Society is for 99.9 percentiles.
The Prometheus Society is for 99.997 percentiles.
The Mega Society is for 99.9999 percentiles.
Actually, I WAS trying to contribute in a productive manner, at least in my first post. But I didn’t read the whole thread that inspired THIS thread, and I see that I SHOULD have. My apologies.
But you have to admit, having fun is more fun than debating. Thus, my further participation in this thread. However, I can see you have a point in resenting it, so my apologies for THAT, too.
Carry on…this time without my comments.
…Which just goes to show that smart people can be terrible web designers, too.
Could you make a tea from that, though?
Well… [sniff] … I would tell you about Sigma V at 99.99997, but then I’d have to kill you.
Having fun is good. This thread has made me laugh, which probably explains the tears. 
My comment was more of sarcasm and dry wit than anger.
I await a serious reply from KellyM. I doubt I will get it though, apparently pride runs great through her veins. And her vision is clouded by smears of fanatacism.
[sub]I know, I KNOW…I said I would “exit, side left”…so throw some more of that rotted bong juice on me…I have that umbrella anyway, so I can TAKE IT![/sub]
I should have ALSO said that I was trying to contribute in a productive manner BUT WITH HUMOR, which IMHO usually defuses things while still making a point. Of course, MY idea of humor and other people’s view of humor is not necessarily the same thing. In general, in fact, it ISN’T…but I DID get that you were being sarcastic and using “dry wit”… [sub]that DRY WIT part is what usually gets ME into trouble…[/sub] still, it was rude of me to hijack your thread, especially when I hadn’t READ the original thread. Which I still haven’t, but I certainly don’t assume your “points are trivial.” I don’t assume they AREN’T, either…but I would have to READ the blasted thing to have an opinion, and I am truly too busy to DO that.
Anyway, just didn’t want you to think that you were being lambasted…at least by ME…without genuine conviction. Which should only come from someone who READ THE ORIGINAL THREAD!!!
I wasn’t refering to you Scottcher about the trivial thing. My comment about my points seemingly being trivial was in reference to KellyM post with no substance in this thread. She was playing “I will ignore the poster, which will make it seem like I feel his point is too trivial to aknowledge”.
Thank you, dear. I honestly don’t have a clue here, and I frankly like KellyM a LOT…but I don’t think your concerns are trivial, either. I quite honestly JUST DON’T KNOW.
But I wish you good luck.