Ex-Mayor of Houston Collapses at Service for Lay
Is there no end to these causally unrelated incidents? :eek:
Hell no, it goes on and on. Here’s another dead dude, this story fresh off the press.
Geez, wasn’t there a guy involved in the whole “Iraq has WMD’s” fiasco who “took a little walk in the park?” Man, UK parks are unhealthy places if you know too much.
Not only is the story fresh off the press, but, according to that very same story, the connection between the deceased and Enron is that one full year after Enron had already collapsed, three Brits are accused of having played games with the stock holdings of their employers in order to turn a quick profit selling undervalued stock.
In other words, months after Lay had been removed from Enron and Enron had already crashed, three guys unrelated to Enron tried to play games with stock and a fourth person was later interviewed about banking practices. Yet, in some mysterious fashion, the deceased is supposed to have been killed for knowledge of things that happened even before the crime about which he was questioned.
In other news, President Bush has worked with Vice President Cheney for five and a half years. Did you know that VP Cheney has worked in the very same room as John Kerry, John McCain, and John Edwards? Clearly, they are all in on the plot.
Another guy died? Man. Soon, except for the thousands of victims, piles of evidence, years of court records and news coverage and the major players in prison, it’ll be like Enron never happened. What a great coverup.
I just found out my neighbor has fallen ill. I didn’t have even an inkling he was associated with Enron. Jesus, we’re all doomed. DOOMED!
TheFonz may be right in another sense, according to the looney-tunes right:
Just think: the ENEMY. You know, that backwardsass justice system that tortures the rich by occasionally making them go to jail for bad things they do.
http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/12/news/newsmakers/lay.reut/index.htm?cnn=yes
Just out of curiosity, what do you think seeing Ken (or Ken’s double’s) face will prove? Surely if the conspiracy is as rich and powerful as you’re claiming, it shouldn’t be too difficult for them for them to perform plastic surgery on some late John Doe to make him look like Ken Lay for the viewing. Or they could give Lay a drug that slows his metabolism until he’ll seem dead on casual inspection (hey, it worked in Romeo and Juliet, after all).
Also, have you figured out the criteria the conspirators are using to decide which Enron figures get whacked and which ones are allowed to fake their deaths and escape?
Just curious, have you met Ken Lay? How would you know it’s really him?
“Will no one rid me of this turbulent CEO?!”