I ran across this post on another message board and it amuses me no end:
I am imagining chickens in white sheets.
mmm
HAH!
I didn’t get it until I read it twice.
Nice catch MMM.
Yeah… Atheism is a religion like baldness is a hair color.
Personally, I prefer the Old Boys’ “network” – Ku Klux LAN
For some reason, everybody up here calls it the Klue Klux Klan.
I always said they were a bunch of clucks.
You win the thread! HAH!
Now I’m all upset over the idea that I’ve been eatin’ KFC Original Racist Chicken.
The Kook Lux Clan: highlighting bigotry since 1865!
Cross-roasted for that extra crispy taste.
The August 1972 issues of National Lampoon ran a parody by Michael O’Donoghue entitled “Tales from the South”. It was a parody of George Wallace’s careeer done as if it were the old EC Horror comic “Tales from the Crypt”. But it featured a KKK-styled Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket on the cover (with a crypt-keeper-like Colonel Sanders). It was reprinted in The Best of National Lampoon #4.
Made from 11 secret Herbs, including…
Herb Pinnock
Herb Murphey
Herb Kettleman
Herb Bishop
Herb Jeter
Herb Cooksey
Herb Thrash
Herb Myers
Herb Malvey
Herb Stark and
Herb Thigpen.
No dark meat.
Anyone want to see 4 naked chicks in a hot tub?
That is SOOOOOOO NSFW!
Why did the Klanner cross the road?