Kevin Newman, the 11th Plague

IIRC, the Jews have been freed by the Egyptians, so what the hell is Kevin Newman doing on TV!?

“The winter of 2003 is far from over, but it’s already a memorable one…for those of you who managed to escape it, here’s what’s happened so far. Snow is falling here in St. John’s.”

Holy fuck! It’s snowing? Not in Canada, it’s January, how could it be snowing?

Well, the above isn’t an exact quote, but that’s the gist of what he was saying. And it wasn’t a storm of any kind, just snow!

Well, if it was St. John’s in the U.S. Virgin Islands it would be very big news. It take it that it’s somewhere else.


St. John’s Newfoundland

So you’re saying it snows regularly in Canada or something?

I thought it was February. Shows what I know.

Whoops, oh well, February’s just as bad, and Kevin Newman’s still a moron.

I went to school with a guy named Kevin Newman. I doubt this is the same one, but maybe he is.