Kick the Commie!

Welp, I guess I’ve outed myself as a Communist. It’s been a long strange trip, from Green through Socialist, Jacobin, Social Democrat, New Deal Democrat, Libertarian Socialist, and aspiring God-Emperor (maybe most of them at once) to deciding just to call myself a Communist.

I waited for it to pass. But you know what? I get sick of people abusing the term, using it in ways where it doesn’t even make sense, just as an insult. So I decided to claim it, just to make the point that this is a real, positive thing and people have fought and died for it.

But then, by that measure, I’m a lousy representative. Heck, this time next year I could be calling myself a Fascist or a Radical Monarchist. Past a belief in sustainability, my political beliefs are somewhat fluid. Pragmatism seems practical.

The truth is, I really don’t care that much about the ins and outs of Marxist theory, I haven’t studied it, I have a pretty vague idea what it’s about. But pragmatically, I’m a lefty and Commies, historically, are lefties that win. (Greens are lefties that get high, I think. Libertarian Socialists confuse people or something.) And someone (on this board, I think) pointed out that Stalin’s industrialization of Russia may have stopped Hitler, which pretty much blew away my dislike of Stalin. Pragmatism wins.

But mostly it’s the twerps that call me a Leninist just because I believe in a progressive income tax. Fine! You want to call me (or anyone to the Sane side of Ayn Rand) a Commie? I’m a Commie. Your definition, friend. But if that’s sufficient to make me a Commie, than Communism can’t mean I want to abolish all private industry. That’s logic.

then Communism can’t mean…

Grammar Nazi is Fascinated

Argh. I do know the difference, in theory.

If you want to keep becoming more radical why communist? That’s so passe. It’s all about the anarcho-syndicalism nowadays, I thought.

You’re fooling yourself. The real mayonaise is in autonomous collectivism these days.

The only thing communist about your post is your use of the word friend. I think Commissar was a big fan of that.

Fight the power! Reject communist mayonnaise!

Michael will probably think this is silly.

This thread is getting silly, too silly.

Okay.

Considering that the environmental record of communist regimes in practice is worse by far than capitalist countries, I wonder why you would choose communism if sustainability is your driving belief.

Fools is a communist who believes in sustainability, with a lot of company, since many democrats are also communists who believe in sustainability! Granted, some of them aren’t: some of them are communists who don’t believe in sustainability.

I’m sure some people have died for it, but more have died because of it (10s of millions, in fact), so I’m not seeing it as a “positive thing”. Especially the 10s of millions killed part. But maybe that’s just me.

The idealist hippie communes of the '60s-'70s, were those modeled after any particular historical commie thinkers or were they just unrealistic dreams that couldn’t stand up to the shiny allure of capitalism? Because I could totally see myself ditching my insurance gig to go drive a tractor & slop hogs in a self-sustaining village somewhere. No mayo, no killing. Except for the hogs because, you know, bacon.

Man, the wooshing in this thread is going to be a danger to small midwestern trailer parks.

Actual Party member?

Geez, John, i sort of expected a stick-up-the-ass conservative like Moto to miss the whole point of the OP, but i thought that a smart guy like you, who understands the stupidity of Tea Party-style name-calling, would get the point that foolsguinea is making here.

Hint: the last paragraph is the key here.

Join the Royalist Party of America! :slight_smile:

I’m not quite ready to call myself a Communist. Is it all right if I just go with pinko freak?

:mad: No, join the American Monarchist Party!
Waaiit for iiiiit . . . .

Splittist!

“Freak,” only if your monthly pot consumption exceeds two pounds. We have to maintain some standards!

Well, I’ve been putting it off, but I’ve been meaning for a couple of months to send in dues to the CPUSA. I hope I can get a little wallet card so the next time someone calls me a Communist I can pull it out and say, “Yeah! So?”