Well, I suppose I can imagine the three missing Pooh’s Corner books:
A Nuthouse at Pooh Corner
A Whorehouse at Pooh Corner
A Halfway House at Pooh Corner
Guess How Much I Hate You
The Grinch’s Ten Inches
Your Colon Can Moo, Can You?
The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
**My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket **
Aunts in the Pants
Oh, The Things You Will Scratch-n-Sniff!
The Little Engine That Could Work for the Fatherland
**The Three Little Pigs Find Out Where Bacon Comes From/B]
Harry Potter and the Trolls of Nambla
Charlie Manson and the Chocolate Factory
Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, Not Good Very Bad Biopic
Heather Has Two Mommie Dearests- Bette Davis and Joan Crawford return from the dead to adopt a hard to place little girl.
*Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Guantanamo
Charlie and the Crystal Meth Factory
Babykins Meets the Three Sisters
Where’s Dildo?*
And special from [url=http://www.focusonthefamily.org]Focus On the Family:
*The Happy Children Who Obey Their Parents
Where the Bible Things Are
The Eternal Soul of Bartholemew Cubbins
**The Great Pumpkin Wants a Sacrifice, Charlie Brown!
Goldilocks and the Three Bares
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Island
Little House in the Ghetto
On the Banks of Love Canal
The Secret Fantasies of NIMH
Paris Hilton’s Big Book of Bedtime Stories
Anna Nicole Smith Teaches You the AB3s**
Forty Ways to Surprise your Mother, by Lizzie Borden
This whole thread is hilarious, but for some reason this particular post nearly made me damage myself. 
The ABC’s of S&M
How Much Is That Hooker In The Window?
Ramona and Her Period
Dick With Jane–Come, Jane, Come!
Puss in Jack Boots
This reminds me of a (dropped) project by Phil Folgio, it was going to be an X-rated parody of children’s books called “Fox on Sex”
Sampiro gets the prize: Anna Nicole Smith teaches you the AB3s can’t be topped.
There was an English childrens’ book titled Swallows And Amazons.
The Madonna Re-write would be called Amazons That Swallow.
Thumbulemia: The girl who got smaller and smaller
The Princess and the Penis: In which our heroine discovers a surprise in her mattress!
The Little Engine that Could Give a Fk**: “I think you can shove it, that’s what I think. I’m getting me a beer.”
Fred Phelps’ Most Loved Bible Stories: See God smite. Smite, God, smite!
Kurt Cobain’s Rainy Day Activity Book: C’mon, kids… you’ll have a blast!
Where the Girls Gone Wild Things Are - One day Max decides to take his camcorder to Cancun for Spring Break
Charlotte’s Web of Lies - Wilbur finds out Charlotte’s darks secret about what she’s been doing on the side to feed her 1000s of children
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Bad Touches - Harry and the gang try a little “experimentation” and things go too far
The Berenstain Bears and the Bloody Picnic Basket - The bear family must decide what to do after
The Shitting Tree - In Shel Silverstein’s popular story, a tree grows tired of an obnoxious boy and gives him a magical gift that keeps on giving.
Everybody Poops, Real Men Take Craps - An instructional guide for those awkward years
The Cat in the Hat Smokes Crack - For $20 he’ll be your type…that cat will do anything for that pipe!
**Willie’s Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Fun with Dick and Tom
Daddy Has a Stable
Fun Things to Do with the Garbage-Disposal Unit
Curious George and the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus
Harry Potter and the Satanic Heavy-Metal Goth Cult
Horton Changes His Sex
Thidwick the Well-Endowed Moose
Green Eggs and Ham and Ptomaine and Botulism
I Can Lick 30 Strangers Today!**
When I posted the OP, I thought it would likely be a dead-end thread. But every time I come back here, I read it from the top, and giggle my silly little butt off. Thanks everbuddy! Yer all sick!!!
One Fish, Two Fish, Aryan Fish, Jew Fish
From a list emailed to me a while back. I can’t take credit for any of them.
> 1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
> 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
> 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
> 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
> 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
> 6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
> 7. Suzy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
> 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
> 9. All Cats go to Hell
> 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
> 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
> 12. That’s it, I’m Putting You up for Adoption
> 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
> 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
> 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
> 16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
> 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
> 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
> 19. You Were an Accident
> 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
> 21. Pop! Goes the Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
> 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
> 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
> 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
> 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
> 26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
> 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
> 28. Dressing Sexy for Grown=Ups
**Abu Ghraib and the Night Visitors
A Bridge Too Far to Terabithia
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Jew Fish: Little Leo Trotsky’s First Fishing Trip
The Littlest Tumor
Little Crackhouse on the Prairie
The Little Boy With Tourettes Who Cried WOLF! CNT! CNT! WHORE! WOLF!
Aladdin and the Genie Called Jihad
Where Do Babies Come From? A Scratch & Sniff Book**
Kids will have many adventures with The Magic School Bus:
Explores the Prison System
A Visit to the Colliseum. In this special book, Ms. Frizzle makes each of her classmates participate in bloody gladitorial games.
Visits A Remote Whorehouse in Nevada
And the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip