All the KITH sketches are good. And the DVDs have extras. So it’s a DUH on the owning 
I have asked Santa several times for this.
I gotta go. I’m in the middle of a big bike race.
It worth buying for the simple fact that Running Faggot and Hotel La Rut/Wondering About Tony is on it.
Wow, looking over the list provided by Ultraviolet I’m amazed at how many great skits were in the first season. I’m snickering wildly just reading the titles.
“Evil, Evil, Evil!”
AWWW you made the coffee naked…
/spits
“Honey, my nipples need attention, why dont you play with my nipples?”
Wife grimaces, “Because you pee from them!”
“I PEE from my penis!”
“OH MY GOD!” frantically drinks a pitcher of water
Jesus WAS a carpenter, just not a very good one.
So you want the shoe in brown? We are well stocked in the colour of cowards.
Mom, this is f***king good ham. This ham abounds.
I beg your pardon, sir. You are under the impression I speak comprehensive English due to my extensive use of modern colloquialisms. Ha ha ha. I fear I still misunderstand your query regarding the location of the “post office”.
The holy trinity of rock and roll (plays the first three chords of Smoke on the Water)
Screw you, taxpayer! (Throws twelve hundred dollar prop antique urn on floor.)
“Mom, it’s Mr. Stevenson! He’s off his martinis!”
“The only thing worse than being young and in love is being not so young and in love.”
“Oh my god, look, it’s Kathy, she’s turning over!”
And my all-time fave…
“I’m not gonna spread for no roses.”
Sorry, but I have to nitpick. This was one of my favourite sketches for a long time.
“Enjoying your ham steak, Bob?”
“Yeah I like it, it’s really f***king good. Oops, I mean, fine ham abounds, Mom.”
He was having dif-FIC-ulty, not diff-iculty.
TEMP! 
Some of my other favorite lines (some of these are paraphrased so bear with me)
“I’m f****n’ Buddy Holly! That’s who I am!” (The Real Buddy Holly)
Kevin: You Got any Depeche Mode?
Bruce: Yea…but they suck (The Jim "F****n’ Morrison sketch)
“TAP SHOES?! You know I can’t dance…You KNOW I CAN’T DANCE” /sobs drunkenly (Daddy Drank)
“No Hecubus, no check-ubus!”
“My pen! My pen!!!”
Slut.
LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN!!!