Now you sound like Gollum. My preciousssssssssss brainsssssss!"
I thought zombies were the half-slumbering students in my 8am class. 
…What I want with it once I’ve got it is my business.
Well that is just selfish.
Ok ya’alls, I don’t mean to pee in the punch bowl or anythingbut, Why would a zombie eat *anything *? They are dead! They have no metabolism. And while I’m on the subject, if Zombies * are * eating brains (and I have my doubts) then what exactly does Zombie poop look like? If it’s as repulsive as I think it might be, then why wouldn’t we be able to bait a trap with that instead of wasting a perfectly good brain.
Home Depot sells zombi paper.