Oh, yeah?
How many Italian jokes can you take on those cold Winter nights?
How long will it take to drive you nuts, explaining the double entendre to the human children?
You’ll cave, pointy ears, you’ll cave.
Tell the Illuminati to back off, call the guys in golfing knickers away from my motel room, and we’ll talk.
Oh yeah, and no more coal.
CP
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Since there’s no tv at the school, there’s no problem with the kidos. Have you heard of a VCR or a DVD player? As soon as the Italian jokes get old, I can pop in an X-Files DVD and be happy. Even elves love the new technology, as I’m sure you’re well aware by now.
You’re not in the position to be giving me orders, CP. I’m not telling anyone to do anything for you. If you tick me off more, I’ll share this thread with Santa so he can trace your ISP. You did accuse him of being a raging alcoholic in the other thread, if I recall.
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              We’re sorry.
The cellular modem user you are calling has either left the area or owes us a great deal of money.