Man, and I thought the banana thing was convincing…
You know, if he’d have gone the way of other child stars, with the drugs, orgies, and lavish lifestyle, before winding up in the gutter, or pimping himself in strange ways on “reality TV” like Danny Bonnaduce, I could feel sorry for the guy. Now, however, all I feel is something like contempt, mixed with the disgust you get when you find you’ve stepped in dog poop.
All things have makers … apart from God.
Ah. That’s always been my favorite argument. “God is real because it says so in the Bible.”
If that’s not proof I don’t know what is.
Who the fuck is Kirk Cameron?
No, wait—I don’t really want to know.
Are these people able to go to the toilet unaided?
Yes, and even more frighteningly, many of them have spawned! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Go froth and…
You think reading about it on Slate was bad. . . I actually saw part of the debate on Nightline. Oh my!
The most disturbing part is this:
That sounds like a good idea, I think I’ll have a cappuchino.
Well, Kirk Cameron is proof that God wants to give us something to laugh at.
Oh I feel so pwnzrd. 
There is a long tradition among actors that it generally takes a fairly bright person to portray an idiot or a fool or a ditz. Gracie Allen, for example, is reputed to have been very smart. Of course, then you have the counter-examples where a complete idiot was simply typecast as a complete idiot: Kirk Cameron.
Well, It still doesn’t answer why God spelled backwards is,…(wait for it) dog.
So, I’m not totally convinced - closer, to be sure, but not all the way there.
Argh, my logical capabilities! They melt before the prowess of the crocoduck!
Isn’t that one of the newest Pokemon?
I love it! Reminds of the Kids in the Hall and the spitty-slurpy sketch.
“Where’s your science now?”