Watching Big Brother tonight (you’ve seen Joe, right?) got me to thinking about an old topic…
Can anyone verify once and for all whether Kirk Cameron’s nipples have ever been photographed? It seems like we examined this question back in ancient times, possibly before there was a Cafe Society. Best as I recall, there was a consensus of agreement but no authoritative declaration.
Now that we have all these pop culture experts from practically every era, someone would surely have been a fan of his back in his idol days. We already know about both instances with the Karate Gee — on the show and in the magazine. But he very carefully and deliberately kept the hems pulled together.
Definitely bonus points if you can tell us why he was so nipple-shy.