Miller
March 13, 2004, 1:24am
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Bad-ass mofos, yes. But equally bad-ass or mofo-ish so far as spaceships are concerned? 'Fraid not - Serenity wasn’t armed. Put her against anything with, you know, weapons on it, and all Malcom could do is run.
The question wasn’t “Who has the better spaceship,” it was “Who was the better captain.” Sheridan, by the end of his series, was President of the Earth-Mimbar alliance and had the resources of both interstellar nations at his disposal. Mal was a smuggler with a second-hand freighter. So, yes, advantage to the guy in command of a space navy.
But all else being equal, I’d give the edge to Mal. Because he’s, you know… cooler.
Picard? Eh. Kirk? Pfft!
Gimme that Dworf guy! Now He was HOT!!!
tracer
March 13, 2004, 4:03am
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Surely, you don’t mean Arnold Rimmer!
As for bad, wooden acting, nothing beats that guy who played Data!
Man, you’d’ve thought he was supposed to be a robot or something!
Sorry but no one can beat the Zapper. He’s the man with sexlexia and a lovenasium.
He’s survived Snu snu and defeated the people of the Gandhi nebula. Let’s see anyone else lay claim to those victories.
kingpengvin:
Sorry but no one can beat the Zapper. He’s the man with sexlexia and a lovenasium.
He’s survived Snu snu and defeated the people of the Gandhi nebula. Let’s see anyone else lay claim to those victories.
But wait, there’s more! He went from captain to 25-star general in eight episodes!
The answer to this question is here
“He’s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He’s handsome trim, and no-one’s slimmer
He will never need a zimmer.”
The Kirk vs Picard debate is absurd. It must be a thing among STAR TREK fans who are not Sci-fi fans.
Kirk was SIXTIES. Compare Kirk and Spock to Napolean Solo and Ilya Kuriyakin in THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
I don’t doubt that the captains on capital navy ships are more like Picard than Kirk.
Dal Timgar
GarfieldFan:
See, The Top Infinite Reasons Kirk is Better than Picard, by Jay B.
And “The Captain Kirk Page”
Also you can see Rejected Reasons Why Kirk is Better than Picard
at the website
Nitpicker Central
The Classic Trek Sink
Rejected Reasons.
JCorre
March 16, 2004, 11:27pm
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Sorry to switch media but the best SF commander i’ve seen is Miles Vorkosigan hands down.
If ‘they’ ever get that series of books onto the screen in a non-lame way it would be truly heroic.
You can’t mess with Captain Gloval. Nothing defeats the SDF-1, sorry guys.
Miller
March 16, 2004, 11:37pm
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Yeah? You think it could stand up to a little Wave Motion Gun action? I think not. Yamato all the way, baby!
Bring it on. SDF-1 has a Reflex Cannon, Skull Squadron Veritechs, and the Daedalus Manuver.
Try telling that to Alois Hammer.
Miller
March 17, 2004, 12:52am
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Please. The Wave Motion Gun takes out whole planets . Plus, they had Mr. T . There’s nothing in the entire Robotech universe that can stand up to Mr. T.
rjung
March 17, 2004, 12:56am
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Knock it off, you two, before I sic Unicron here to bust yo pasty white mecha asses.
Miller
March 17, 2004, 1:03am
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Go-Bots were cooler.
Okay, I admit, I can’t support that. I’m just feeling contrary.
JCorre
March 17, 2004, 1:20am
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I still think Miles would take him AND he would do it without having to use chemical weapons ala Hammer.
tracer
March 17, 2004, 3:21am
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And don’t forget the nuclear-bomb-level Omidirectional Barrier system. Shoot at the SDF-1 enough times, and you’ll wish you hadn’t!
One word, three syllables: Corbomite.