Bedevil me, I’m Tasmanian!
Turn up the heat, I’m Chili!
Cover for me, I’m Afghani.
Don’t cry for me, I’m Argentinian.
What does Sue’s watch say? I dunno, but Alaska.
Bad news for computer giant? Better make Delaware.
When the 18th letter does carpentry, you know Arkansas.
Are you the nun or the streetwalker? Idaho.
Take me to Wimbledon! I’m Tennesseean.
[sub]OK, the last one was weak.[/sub]
Chop me, I’m Cuban
Don’t stop me, I’m Lett
Whassa matta, don’t you want Samoa?
Hang me, I’m from Chad.
I’ll get back to you, I’m Southern Californian.
Wanna make a bet? I’m Welsh.
You look so sad, don’t start Korean.
You put the hot sauce India soup.
Iran, so now I’m tired.
I’m Colombian, and I’ll Cali ya later.
I’m a Spanish sailor, and armada here!
Savor me, I’m Scotch.
Tape me, I’m Scotch?
Roll over, I want to be Indian.
Lei me, I’m Hawaiian.
I’m from Missouri - compromise me.
And yes, it did take me 4 weeks to come up with that.
Play billiards with me. Iraq.
Rock me, I’m from Gibraltar.
Let’s get shakin’, I’m from Malta.
Make me cry out, I’m from Wales.
Do things to me that make me weak Indonesia.
Let me take you away from all this - we can’t Rumania any longer.
I want to be your Slav, I beg you to let me Serbia.
Thai me up and whip me, S’pain that I crave.