Kissed my friend's wife. Now what?

Why in gods name did you pick the smallest (shortest) integer possible?

least go with an 11 or a 17.

This thread really needs some pictures in order to best advise the op. Or at least a detailed description.

You should also make sure the two of you are not alone again in the future. This could end in a firey ball of shame and being shot by a husband in a murderous rage. Or, you know, something less violent could happen too.

Very good advice. Even more so if you (and/or her) have been drinking.

Good lord I remember those threads…that’s an old reference to the guy who wrote about meeting the cute pyjama-pants wearing girl in school and moving to soft pr0n about it, right? Didn’t take too long to realize the poster was making the story up, but it dragged a few of us along for a while…

Like rugburns. Or Cameron Diaz hair.

I’d call it :dubious:

If she really wanted to pretend it never happened, then she would have just done that. Even if she was sure you were coming on to her, and afraid you’d try it again, and felt she had to politely nip things in the bud, then she would have said, “I’m touched that you feel that way, but…”, not “I’m hot for you, too.”

So either:

a) she’s an idiot, and was trying to let you down easy in an ass-backwards way
b) she likes to be pursued (so she can think of herself as both innocent and irresistable: “I told him we musn’t, but… sigh!”), and plans to eventually give in
c) same as b), but has no intention of ever giving in

My money’s on c), but even if it’s b), I’d think twice before screwing that drama llama.

There’s a signature quote if I ever heard one… Brought a tear to my eye, it did! :smiley:

Far better than “breaking that dromedary cherry”.

Though both are entitled to at least one hump, no?

That was awesome! I did indeed mist over a bit!

Not good…

Agreed. There’s some heavy subliminal or subconscious stuff going on here.

Yeaahhhh. Tell me about that “overjoyed” thing. Did she just make you a lot of money or rescue your grandmother or…?

+1

Yeah OP, I’m at a loss to say how YOU should act now, whether you should respond or how. What’s the quote, something about women seducing men by resisting their advances and then blocking their retreat? The “I’m hot for you” subtext could be a request to be persuaded, fawned over. How is their relationship? Happy, fulfilling…? How’s yours?

Indeed, yeesh. Kids these days.

Would you be OK with a threesome? Talk to your friend about it and you may get lucky. Just bring up the subject in a casual and non-awkward way.

“Hey, Fred! Can I borrow your lawnmower? I’ll put gas in it. Let’s both go inside and fuck your wife.”

Oh God, I can’t breathe! :smiley:

I’ve had a very good friendship with a woman for the last forty something years; every time we meet, we kiss on the lips. Same when we depart. Sometimes she throws a little tongue my way and sometimes she doesn’t. When she does, it means nothing or if it does, I’ve been a stupid person for the last forty years. In spite of our friendship, she isn’t above teasing me from time to time. Now that Marcie and I are divorcing, I might have to visit her and discuss the situation.

Louis–I think this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. :slight_smile:

You really don’t want to get that backwards…

[counterintelligence mode] What if the husband sent you that email using his wife’s account? [/cm]

Even if she didn’t, there’s no guarantee that the husband couldn’t read her “Sent Items” or see any reply that the OP sends.