Without exaggeration, that is the funniest thing I’ve read on this board.
Of course, I’m hungover. For some reason, I find things incredibly hysterical when I’m hungover. Maybe that’s it.
Well, if after the “kissing incident” there comes a later “fucking incident” (and not a friendly fuck or a “European” fuck, but a full-on fuckeroo) at least you will have done things in the right order.
Win!! 
Are you talking about Skewbald? I loved that story- was it proven to be a fake? I’d like to hope that maybe it wasn’t…
Nothing salacious here. I basically gave her a “what incident?”-type response and that’s it. Nothing, nada, dropping the whole thing, taking a cold shower, it never happened, give me the Men in Black mind-wipe. “It was all a dream/I used to read word up magazine…”
…until the next time you kiss her (or she kisses you).
Yikes. After that email, I think I’m avoiding her (maybe the both of them) for about two weeks, just to get a little time and space between the incident. Good luck in your quest not to screw your friend’s wife.
Maybe “putting gas” in his friend’s gf/wife is synonymous with creampies, or a really terrible and dangerous paraphilia.
oh god. Now my coworkers are wondering why I laughed out loud.
He kissed a wife and he likes it…
Or just Murphy mode…many accounts can auto-logon (such as Gmail). I’ll open a browser, start checking email, and realize, “Doh, logged in as Mrs Gargoyle” and have to switch-user over to my account. No matter how innocent or chaste your reply might seem, don’t write a damn thing in email!
Not saying this is right, its just the way I am…
I kiss my brothers when I see them.
But if I kiss a woman its because were fucking. So its always awkward for me when I meet my friends wives and they want to kiss hello.
The proper greeting for men is a handshake and for women its a hug.
It’s usually like this: meet friends wife, I go for the hug, omg she’s coming in for the kiss, turn awkwardly away at the less second so shes gets my cheek.
To the op:
You might get your ass kicked for kissing your friend’s wife.
Actually, you probaly should.
I see what you did there.
Who says he’s on a quest not to screw his friend’s wife? I’m definitely not getting a “whatever happens, the last thing I want to do is sleep with her, let’s avoid that at all costs!” vibe.
You need to keep your distance, literally. Maybe, maybe after some time you can socialize with her again, but don’t be alone with her. Have other plans for a few weeks. Above all, do not get into discussions about marital problems with her.
That is sound advice, right there. I speak from experience:
I have a close friend and co-worker who has a really hot wife. They used to own a small bar as a way to make some extra money on the side. It was tucked out of the way in a downstairs suite with no sign outside, virtually ensuring that the only people who went there were people who knew about it firsthand. Anyway, I used to get drunk there and make an ass out of myself by hitting on my friend’s then-girlfriend-now-wife (I didn’t know her so well then), saying things like:
“You guys are going to get married?”
“Yeah, next month”
“That’s too bad”
“Too bad?”
“Well, too bad for ME”
I also would tell her how cute she was and that I wanted her number (which she gave me without hesitation) and all that ridiculous shit. She would always smile at me and look shy when I said it. When I came to my senses the next day, I was terrified that she told my friend. He never mentioned it, though, so I guess she didn’t (or she did and he didn’t care).
Anyway, we three became closer and closer friends and I felt like a complete jackass over it. One night I pulled her aside when everyone else was occupied and apologized for saying so many stupid, inappropriate things and said I hoped she’d forgive me. She said no problem and that was that.
Just say, “Eh, that was kinda weird the other night. Sorry. Let’s just forget it” and move on.
You know - I want to say it was proven to be untrue, but as I think about it, all I can recall is that the OP was challenged about its veracity and kinda faded away…not the typical response for someone who was supposedly young and going into a lot of detail, so I think I just assumed that they just threw in the towel…but yeah, it was a decent ongoing saga there for a while…
I used to kiss her on the lips, but it’s all over now.
Shy or uncomfortable? I would be uncomfortable as hell with antics like yours.
What’s with all this full-on lip kissing greetings? Have you people not heard of cold sores, colds, and flus? Blecch. I don’t even want to shake hands with people any longer, much less touch their mucosal membranes with mine.
OP has already decided what he’s going to do. Now he just has to make himself feel better about losing a friend over it.