Marquis de Sauce - naw, just jokin’
Since I like to cook, and I like Harleys, I’ll go with Panhead
I know a guy named Butterball.
Just call me Dishrag.
twickster, that was my original thought for myself, but then I changed it to the one I posted.
Great [Freudian] Minds…
Can you ever be too obvious? I mean really?
“Spice Rack” Scout? Oh yeah, bay-bee!
George Foreman:)
Polska Kielbasa.
…Okay, who whispered “Breakfast Link” ? How would YOU know?
M’kay, Uke, whatever you say…
My ex sometimes called me “Mr. Tandoori” for cooking Indian food.
Hmmm…
Sorry, I can’t think of one.
I had an online girlfriend once who nicknamed me “Breadbox”. Please don’t ask.
Hey Rue! Wasn’t Spatula one of those inbred, whacked Roman Emperors???
Crockpot
because it takes me a long time to “cook up” a post!
Sarah Lee
Because everybody doesn’t like something, but nobody doesn’t like Sarah Lee 
Ice, I think.
Yeah, that sounds good. I’ll be Ice.
Olive fork.
Suited for one minor task, useless for everything else.
When I saw spatula I immeadiately thought of the “Aunt Jemima Treatment” from the movie Stripes
Bun Warmer 