Cute baby cats and sexy babes:
Ooo, lookie!
And again!
Wow, that’s amazing!
Hawtsome!
There, that should draw in the punters…
If you followed those links, you are aware that there are no kittens contained within. Nor are there any sexy babes. That is because this is not a thread about either cute felines or appealing cuties. This thread is a test.
Yes, a scientific study inspired by a discussion where some people theorised that to attain the maximum number of possible views, a thread needed references to sex and/or kittens in its title, to draw in the male and female populations of the Dope, respectively. So, by placing a thread in MPSIMS (which is, I suspect, the highest-traffic forum on the SDMB) containing both of these key factors, I should gain a truly colossal number of page views!
I’m hoping to get 1000 within a 24 hour period. If you’d like to assist in this noble enterprise… well, you already have, since you’re reading this. No refunds. If you’d like to return intermittently to drive up the view count, however, you’re very welcome to do so. In the mean time, count yourself lucky to be given the chance to learn about the history of an obsolete unit of Austro-Hungarian currency.
Ok, that was naughty. That was very, very naughty. And to make sure I don’t get lynched, have all the kittens you want! And for those who came in here hoping to see a hot chick: behold!
