How many views do you think I’ll get by just putting “Sex” on the topic? A million? Billion? Trillion? Gazillion? Or more. Had you fooled didn’t I? No sex in this thread. 
well, obviously by saying it, there is.
Ok, but all the sex in this thread is the actual word “sex”, unless someone decides to ruin it for me by posting something sexy. But if someone does, I’ll instantly report them to the mods for ruining my thread. Or not.
Btw, got 14 views in the first 10 minutes, you perverts.
Similar threads have been started and locked in the past… just to let you know.
well, what if someone found pointless threads sexy? would that make this one contain sex, therefore nullifying your intended premise?
TwistofFate, if I weren’t so damned intelligent, that little paradox of yours would have done me in. But, see, I’ve got you licked. Check it out.
If someone were to find pointless threads sexy, there would… uhh… sex… premise.
Uhh?
head explodes
FairyChatMom well, if this thread is locked I won’t feel too bad about it. Besides, it’s in the MPSIMS forum.
TwistofFate well, if there are any girls out there who find pointless threads sexy, I’ve got plenty more of where this came from.
KiPPoS never underestimate the power of the pervert. Dopers, help finish the story.
She turned her soft body to him, glowing in the light of sunset like a goddess on fire. He felt the stirrings of passion as his manroot began to pulse with desire. Slowly they drew closer, and he toucher her soft breasts with the tips of his fingers…
Manroot?
::snort::
and whispered softly in her ear, “Kitty… have you got a brother?”
and whispered softly in her ear “[sub]fnord[/sub] Rosebud [sub]fnord[/sub]”
and whispered softly in her ear “[sub]fnord[/sub] Rosebud [sub]fnord[/sub]”
Moderator’s Notes:
Ah yes. Yet another thread posted with a titillating title just to see how many times someone will open the damn thing. Ya know what else guarantees a disproportionately large number of views? Locks. Which is what I’m placing on this thread.
Keep 'em to yourself. We don’t want them.