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A Monty Python sketch…about UK local elections, IIRC.

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftan o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my arm

work work, Zug zug, nDabu

Antook zug zug llama
widaan ack ack ack anna yak ack ack

mmmmbork! bork! bork!

Damn it. I thought it was young Forrest Gump making fun of his principle after he was finished banging his mom.

Yes. Mr. Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel was the candidate of the Silly Party for Luton.

In the same election, the candidate of the Very Silly (Independent) Party for Harpenden was Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith.

Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hi
hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-ho
scoodley-woo-scoodley-woo-scoodley-woodley-woodley-woo
zit-dit-dit-dit-dittle-but-dut-duttleoo-skit-dit-
skittle-but-dit-zoy

Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz,
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!

skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

Which was a cover of this version of the same song.

Bznmp qv,tx!

Slippin’ Rippin’ Dang Fang Rotten Zarg Barg-A-Ding Dong!

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OK, that’s just Hebrew.

Did someone add this and I missed it? “Gooble gobble, one of us!”

And a happy “Ack, ack-a-dack,” to you!

“Moosha-reng-damma-doo-damma-dah, whack for my Daddy-O”
That’s Thin Lizzy, doing an old Irish folksong called “Whiskey In The Jar.”

RivkahChaya: Could that be a corruption of some words from “Pinhead” by the Ramones?

The line actually goes, “Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us!”

It’s crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide

Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.

For British Football, Tabloids and Mary Poppins fans.

Actually, [“Gooble gobble”](“born out of the limits and jurisdiction of the United States.”) is correct. It is combined with “We accept her” and/or “One of us!” in different orders during the course of the song.

Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin’ kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin’, sneezin’ and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was…
Blinded by the light,

Itchy dingle dangle
Dingle dangle doo
Going ONCE
Going TWICE
SOLD…to Fu Manchu.

(IIRC can be attributed to Spike Milligan, but upon googling there’s no provenance listed, so whatevs).

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