Klassy Kardashian Klan

This. Science literacy has to start somewhere. We need to drop Bill Nye in there, stat to strike while the iron’s hot. Just think, if we could get Kim Kardashian to out-science Jenny McCarthy!

SCIENCE! I love this. I want in.

“Okay, we’ve tried guava, mango, and kiwifruit. And the cheeseburgers and pizza? Well, let’s try beer next, there’s gotta be something out there that makes my semen taste like candy, right babe?”

No, she’s Kim and Kourtney’s “full” sister. They have two half sisters named Kylie and Kendall via Bruce Jenner, though.

As little direct exposure to things on Planet Kardashian as I’ve had, a brief SNL skit (something else I have almost no exposure to, so whatter tha odds…) sticks in my mind:

“Hi, I’m Kim, the pretty one.”
“Hi, I’m Kourtney, the smart one.”
“Hi, I’m Khloe.”

My wife watches a lot of E!, so I get far more exposure to the Kardashians than anyone could possibly want. It’s actually the other way around; Kourtney is the pretty one, Khloe is the smart one, and Kim is the one who’s famous for fucking on camera.

Khloe Kardashian’s biological father is Alex Roldan, a celebrity hairdresser and Kris Kardashian’s former paramour.

Isn’t that just a rumor? Like something the National Enquirer would print.

That was a joke.

Yes, I admit to repeating rumours. But this is a thread about Kardashians, after all.

I’m more happy than ever that I’ve never been exposed to these so-called ‘celebrities’, other than in a peripheral way. Same for that Snooki creature and all the rest of the trashy semi-whores that seem to populate our culture these days.

Ain’t no ‘semi’ about it. They’re mostly full-fledged whores.

You’ve heard of TMZ but not The Soup which has been on air for almost 50 years? You need to get out of your basement once in a while.

At least no one had to smell Godzilla Kardashinas scaley vag.

Warning: pic of Godzilla.

Ain’t no ‘mostly’ about it. They’re whores. The only reason they’re famous is because Kim fucked on camera and then released it to the public. Just like Paris The Whore Hilton.

Damn straight. Every real man knows the hemi whores are the way to go.

some of us have better things to do than sit in front of a TV for hours on end. such as sit in front of a computer screen for hours on end.

Your post fails basic logic. There are thousands of people who have fucked on camera. This cannot be the only reason they are famous.

Actually, maintaining fame as they do takes significant application. They work it well and hard.

“The Soup” – originally “Talk Soup” – is the “Daily Show” of reality TV.

Oh ICK. I generally don’t support censorship, but surely they can make a law against something that will make the audience vomit.